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Cried with laughter and pinched this. Had to share...... WARNING!! If you receive an email with the subject line; "Two free tickets for BRISTOL ROVERS next home game" DONT OPEN IT!!!!!!! It contains two free tickets for BRISTOL ROVERS next home game!!!!! ??????

It's have, not of, you firkin dimwit. You would "have" locked me up and thrown away the key. To be honest, if I had to put up with the likes of you and your uneducated comments, I'd have willingly been incarcerated.

Because he was 'gutted' about the gas losing in injury time when the vast majority of Bristolians were laughing and celebrating. What could be more out touch with the local populace than that?

Place suits him . He’s a deluded ***** as well

There's proof.....you just cannot polish a turd

I was brought up to believe that wherever R*vers were squatting at the time was full of s**t, c**** and w*****s. I see no reason to change that view.

Even more reason to hate the corrupt p****

It’s all legit honest!! He’s just as bad as the previous W️ Mayor we had. Waste of time and money this Mayor bollox.

They must of nicked it off someone else as it’s spelt correctly, probably Swindle as ‘the’ is missing from the sentence, they are just as thick as the fewers.

Was thinking more Dwayne Johnson....

Looks like she has gone 15 rounds with Tyson Fury at one time !

Say again?

Thanks RedM, I had no idea it was so popular. I'll have to try another game and be a little more organised next time around...

Gotta say- for sake of balance, I;m no fan of Rees but there is this so-called Metro Mayor- elected in no small part by South Gloucs as he did well there. What's he done for the region in his first year? Not much, by the looks of it- Tim Bowles. Still, I think Rees wins the most useless Mayor prize to date- shame the cost is for 2 when 1 useless regional/senior mayor would suffice.

E, regardless of the result

What are you predictions for this weekend? A) 90+1 B) 90+2 C) 90+3 D) 90+4 E) Doesn't matter as they have already been humiliated within the 90

"The MP for Bristol North West is facing an official investigation for breaking rules over disclosing donations. Charlotte Leslie has apologised to the House of Commons for failing to register donations of £28,000 made to her local Conservative association." "The error in not declaring "comprised eight donations" dating from the year before her election in 2010 to August last year."

Sounds like a dodgy early home life then.... despite that you thrived and went on to join the Red Arrows as a pilot I see.. Who'd have thunk it?

Moron Rees and the gAss really do deserve each other. MR and Wally are both so utterly deluded that they were probably discussing where to put the MemStad Underground station. Meanwhile, in BS3 with actual plans and money, we just quietly go about our business. The gap just gets bigger and bigger.

That would be the well known media-whore Charlotte Leslie, caught fiddling her expenses amongst many other things ... her and the sags were well matched

The cheap bastards probably half inched it from the last ground up north they played at...

Please keep off that pitch?

Somewhere in the potteries i believe!

That was a good crack that day..:laugh:. I had to plead not guilty (previous) so caught the train back up for the hearing at 10.30 and arrived at 3pm..They had to drag the judge back but fair play he found me not guilty....fool. On the way back i lost my ticket and somehow ended up in paddington station at midnight,I waited until 3pm and jumped on the paper train to temple meads and then got nicked again for no ticket. My younger brother was on that coach so i told him to pretend he was deaf and they fell for it and let him go..mugs I miss those days!

Not very bright of the thick self-serving bastard to nail his colours to THAT mast ! Look what happened to that sitting Tory MP tart (name escapes me ) who got into bed with the sags..................gone !!

Was he being wined and dined by that Malaysian company behind the ‘Arena at Filton’ again? Has allegedly been flown out there in luxury and put up in five star establishments to ‘discuss’ the ‘Arena at Filton.’ Actually, can’t believe I thought a company with that much dosh would invite him to look at ‘championship-ready sprinklers’ - as you were....

And two faced foo kers that are not worthy of running our City

And liars...

Those white patio chairs are new...

It took about two days to get to Carlisle in the early 70's, they kept us there for hours, then invited us back up two weeks later to sample the justice system.

please keep off pitch, do they know that “the” should be in that sentence

Many clubs place inspirational signs for their players when exiting the tunnel. Looks like Gasheads have taken it upon themselves to do likewise.....

I expect some out of touch home counties champagne socialist *** from Montpelier read some shite on their forum about their massive fanbase so recommended that he got into bed with them. Roll on next election if ever I needed a reason to get rid of that asshole.

The hatred of South Bristol is strong with this one

It would be amazing if Rovers had their ground "stolen" by a rugby club.

I think I have more bad news for you, you may be related to @Robbored.

The following is taken from Wiki, would appear he cost far less than a Tilson, but possibly had greater mobility. The original robotic Dusty Bin, and his Yorkshire Terrier, Dog Garbage, was put together by Ian Rowley, in his converted chapel workshop in Rodley, Leeds. He used over 73 microprocessors, which was cutting edge 1980s remote control robotic technology in that day, at a cost around £10,000 to manufacture – which was a small fortune in those days – to control Dusty and Garbage, and in 151 shows, some of Dusty's & Garbage's antics included dressing up as a caveman and dinosaur, bullfighting as a matador and bull, dressing up as a baby, driving into the studio in a Ford Model T, juggling balls like a clown, playing the piano like Elton John, flying round the studio with a James Bondjetpack, escaping from chains like Harry Houdini, riding a bike, spraying Ted Rogers with paint and even driving a tank into the studio, to bomb the audience with confetti.

Will they call it the New Rotherham stadium?

Remember the buzz when both of them came to Ashton Gate? We were going to rule the world.

I always remember how excited he was scoring in a pre-season friendly at the Gate. Wasn't it he who was supposed to have branded GJ a "Conference Manager" in a dressing room row, which was then infamously repeated on here? Might explain where it went wrong.....?

"He's only a poor little Tent, His flap is all tattered and torn, He makes me feel sick, When he pulls down his zip, And now .... "

I certainly will post some pics. Hope to get some good pics at the weigh in also

Are there many better footballing terms than `A forlorn Phil Bater`?

Ahhh, my favourite ever cup final, brings back some great memories Sometimes the journey is so much more satisfying than getting there

A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine & asked the doctor to go ahead & kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure & was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife subsequently delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain & the husband continued to experience no pain. She & her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, they found the Window Cleaner dead on their front porch!!!