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To film an industrial accident compensation advert?

The doctor ordered a red wine, the solicitor ordered a double whisky and the warehouseman ordered a pint of doom bar. The doctor explained that he ordered a red wine as, it was good for his health and the same colour as City's shirts, the team he supported. The solicitor explained that, the whisky was a spirit and strong, just like City, whom he supported. The warehouseman admitted that he was a gas head and, his drink was bitter like him and Doomed like his team.

Pat has already said we won't be bringing a new 9 in as both Randall and Uren need the game time to develop. I'd personally let Crane go as well as Lam, Haining has the potential to be a good Premiership player and if you add the likes of James Dun and Sam Graham into the mix, as well as Luatua, we have enough options there with Hughes

£50m for 2500 extra seats, have to wonder if that money could have been better used.

It is now. On 20th April we can all enjoy Amir getting his jaw spun like the reels of a fruit machine on Weston Pier. Easy night's work for Bud.