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Bristol Rovers announce new stadium strategy.

So Dad, I know you and Mum are from Glasgow, but we are Rovers fans, so do you think I am more Scottish than a Rovers fan? Why do you want to know son? Well, there is a boy in school selling a bike for £50, and I don’t know whether to try and knock him down to £25 or just steal it.

I see Go Outdoors has now banished the sags from benefiting from their sale....

They have a special alarm system at the Mem which goes off whenever there is the possibility of a new stadium to steal ... ... and it went off yesterday as soon as this announcement was made .... Plans for new Bath City football stadium revealed https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-somerset-47305739

The trouble is, it also excludes current promotions so we can`t go there either.

Not sure about that one but mine is keeping herself abreast of all things City

Wait - the chairman of Bath FC is called Mr Blofeld?? Are you sure there arent any plans in their application for secret volcano rocket launch bases, or walkways over shark tanks with trap doors?

To be fair, he was probably confused by the concept of being able to sit down at a football match.

They’re at it again . The brass neck to have a go at another teams ground ??

It’s a community owned club now but they’re all Ted’s.

Through his subsidiary, Bath Sport?

Lansdown is going to be blamed for Bath City getting a new ground I expect.

I think you are correct, but it’s not really the same .....Dean joined us and played a few games before his tragic demise....so there was never a doubt that we would have paid the transfer fee. Both dreadfully sad cases though, very upsetting stuff....

To be fair, those plastic chairs can be moved around to accommodate variance in leg length, it’s not like their stadium shithole, is ever at capacity.....

A guy on twitter who sits in row 32 of the Fratton End, said the ball hit him. It is the first time he has ever seen a ball go that far up..

Did I just hear right? Cockman has said post Pompey match that decisions have got to start evening out for the Blue Few. Really?!? They had 2 pens FFS! No one else's fault other than their own that the second effort is currently closer to the moon than the Pompey goal net! Wanchors...

Interesting article. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6718009/The-time-Cardiff-care-money-Emiliano-Sala-died.html

You would think someone at the club would spot that url and come up with some more ‘sympathetic’ phrasing

My son came home from school yesterday with a sofa and a armchair. Well the hell did you get that i asked? Oh some guy gave me them he said. With that i slapped him around the head and said what have i told you about taking suites from strangers....

Some Gasheads are always thinking of the children..!

The quicker Bristol Rovers are put out of their misery the better, imagine future generations of children no longer being forced to attend that poor excuse of a ground by sad act bitter gasheads, who's only moment of solace is when the club they hate has it's defeat relayed to the Mems scoreboard. In the modern era no child should have to suffer the fate of abject failure year on year when there is a far happier place to go within striking distance. So come on gasheads think of the children! You know it make sense.

No lager or cider on sale at the Mem clearly. Just very, very bitter bitter. And wine made with the sourest of grapes. Hilarious!

If a club is having their position demoted from a promotion spot as a punishment then, IMO, it should be out of all contention. Be utterly pointless to drop them into the playoffs- if they were top 2 then they know they should be the best side in the playoffs. That doesn't guarantee them winning it, but if they win the playoffs then literally no punishment has been metered out- the club gets more revenue from the matches, televised and gate receipts. It's only the fans who suffer there by having to shell out for 3 more games.