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Much like @bodin was at Gillingham last night, I was there at the battle of trafalgar alongside Nelson. I have absolutely 0 evidence of this however, as I spent my time on the French sides forum replying to posts about me...

@bodin

You do, all the time. ...and I’m not even just talking about the ‘Oh Yes’ thread either. When things start going bad for City you really ramp it up *btw, for those of you who claim we are obsessed because we have a thread that has over 900 pages in 3 years.... 1) You give us a ridiculous amount to laugh at on a regular basis. That’s your fault, not ours. 2) Given the amount of traffic on this forum, this thread is the equivalent of 2 mates spending a night in the pub and talking about/laughing at Rovers for about 5 minutes of the whole evening.

Not sure about Notts County’s average crowds but Nottingham itself has a population over 100k lower than Bristol. Let’s not forget that County are competing with a club who have not only spent many years in the top flight but have been League Champions and twice European Cup Winners. Stoke’s population is 200k lower than Bristol’s. Like Notts County, Port Vale are competing with a club who have a more impressive history than Bristol City. There was recently a table produced on either Facebook or the BP website that showed that as a percentage of the local population, Rovers crowds are the worst in L1. Your ‘catchment’ area alone is huge compared to many other much bigger clubs. Im not saying City are massively better (although traditionally we’ve have always had bigger crowds) and I’m not saying that you personally are bragging about Rovers crowds but undoubtedly many of your fellow fans think you have this huge support and they don’t shut up about it. The reality is that Rovers aren’t anywhere near as well supported as your fellow fans think.

@bodin wasn’t in that picture. He was in the concourse behind the stand, trying to get a signal so that he could post on OTIB.

Funny you should say that....you think it’s weird for people to visit a profile, yet when you got a reaction to one of your posts today that you didn’t like from @Jean Lane, you immediately stalked onto their profile to see when the last time they posted was and then sarcastically announced a ‘welcome back’ message as you were triumphant to discover from their profile that they hadn’t posted since December.....hypocrite....

No way @bodin was at Gillingham.....his or her posts on here last night prove that, unless he or she goes all that way to tap on a phone to continually post on a rival’s forum....

Manor farm?

Get the **** off our forum you ******* bell-end. You're a ******* embarrassment to Bristol. The sooner you go into Administration and disappear up your own shite pipe the better. If it wasn't for my Mrs, she's 5ft 2 (I'm 6ft 2 and 17st of rage) and just about keeps my temper in check I'd be in a lot of trouble. Whenever I see one of you sad pathetic ******* in that puke up shirt I just want to rip your face off. Lucky for the **** in B&Q the other day as he nearly had some decking

But you lot are so loyal and true apparently. If you played in the street you watch from the pavement apparently . Prefer terracing compared to a soulless bowl the UWE was going to be apparently. So what you’re saying is . You only turn up in numbers if you had nice comfortable seats to sit in. It doesn’t matter how big your ground is, you still only get 8,000 . Loyal and true ? load of bollocks

Oh don’t worry, there is plenty more gifts that I missed off. As I said, the list is endless. You’re not allowed to discuss Teds on Sagchat as you pretend we don’t exist....well you did until we bought old Snakey from you....then you had a total meltdown. Dean Windass - 2008 Colin Daniel - 2014 Again, only mocking what you lot started. That’s the difference. We can dish it out and take it. Your mob can’t even bear to mention ‘The Shit’ without throwing your teddies out of the pram and start acting like victims begging other clubs to love you. Long may you continue to give it the biggun to they gert sheeds, before delivering more belting gifts that enable us to mock you back ten fold. Tick tock. You’re coming for us.....

I’ve seen enough to know how obsessed with City your fans are. Outside of this I have heard your fans more concerned about how “da shit” are getting on rather than care about how their own team is getting on. I think it probably was born out of your clubs original “City relegation party” threads / Facebook groups. This thread has gone on for so long because you belters keep serving us up with gifts aplenty. I’ll list a few.... Celebrating staying up at Wycombe and going out of the football league the following week. Being sent down by a guy wearing a Rovers away shirt. Barrow, Bath, Chesham, Barnet Horse punching Thousands locked out 6th richest club in England Boob cricket Punching Braintree players in the back of the net Santa’s Grotto Condemned Pasty Shack Championship ready sprinklers Hello! Unlucky the shit. Watertight Sainsbury’s contract Evolution not Revolution (These things take time) Two divorces The family club with a horrendous record of banning orders Tents The colony (Game changer) White plastic chairs The pipe dream stadium Always the victim Dean Windass worship Doncaster United £10 Million Snake The list is endless..... Tinpot bunch of belters. ?

I have been to the Mem and I have heard it with my own ears. Totally obsessed with City is an understatement when it comes to Rovers tunes. I bet you were “Singing the blues” on Saturday with the other 5 (and 20,000 locked out). Perhaps the most memorable one for me was the day you beat Lincoln City 5-2 in the playoff semi final. Your winning chorus was “Are you watching Ashton Gate?”. A mate of mine is completely neutral, a rugger head from Bath and he said he was going to watch the match. He recalled 1 minute 26 seconds into the game before your lot were singing about “da shit”. He thought I was joking about how obsessed Sags are with a City until he saw it with his own eyes and agreed. The whole beginning of this Bristol Rovers Dustbin thread came about as a result of Sags obsession with City in the first place. If I had to spend my whole time stood up freezing my bollocks off getting drenched with only a bit of canvas above my head then I guess I would have to sing loudly as I could just to stay alive. I haven’t suggested that the Mem is like Camp Nou, it’s more like Scout Camp. There are enough tents anyway.

We finished 11th because that's what we deserved, you're 1 point off the drop because that's what you' deserve. Get it now ? I can use a crayon if you're struggling.