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Teeny weeny, tiny whiny, tinpot wanky Rovers

I've laughed many times but, this time it was a deep rooted belly laugh that actually hurt and brought a few happy tears with it. I will cherish that moment for ever.

Itsy, bitsy Teeny weeny Quartered shirt With duff machinery.

@phantom That explains why I was treated to a revisitation of page 56

When your coach w*nks off a Spaniel, And the ball falls to Daniel, Thats non league Rovers.

Really..?! I started laughing in 2014 & have hardly stopped since..!

I have to admit, it took until today to have a real belly laugh about that statistic. I was chatting to a lad over a cup of tea, who happens to support Rovers. He's under no illusions and refers to them as crap and going nowhere. It just came out about how long they were in the relegation places that season and I cracked up. He took it well, fair play, I'd have lamped him if it'd been the other way round. He then went on to tell me about a lad he knows that goes regularly, who had the audacity to shout about the team playing rubbish. He was pushed, sworn at and thumped several times from behind. That's why they are where they are, long may it continue.

Twenty beautiful minutes....

twenty minutes

When your new TV screen Still hasn't been seen That's the Rovers

Looking back at how easy we won, home and away in league 1, I thought I'd look at crowds in the lower leagues. Results and crowds are listed alphabetically and you have to go all the way down to 'S' for Shrewsbury to find a crowd below 10,000 on Saturday Tiny rovers had only 8,000--what a joke club, yet I hear they take 10,000 to every away game? They really are tiny aren't they

My fault, I was merging something into the thread and did it the wrong way around so had to go back in and update title Consider my wrists slapped

Maybe the dustbin got locked out.

That can’t be true. One of their belters on the radio said. The players didn’t turn up today Geoff and in front of a MASSIVE crowd . ???

Clarke-Harris is in the goal scoring form of his career at Rovers. Before he signed for them he'd scored a grand total of 34 goals in 190 games spanning 8 years. It's Rovers' great good fortune he's enjoyed such an improbable purple patch, but it's very unlikely to be maintained, or repeated for the rest of his career, so very doubtful it'll be enough to attract bids of any substance. He's never scored more than 11 in a season and that's about the level he'll be at next term imo.

8516. From Spotland, 273; from Grotland, 8243 Won’t anyone listen FFS? THEY NEED A BIGGER GROUND.

When your open top tour... ...was witnessed by four That's the Rovers

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