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It’s a good job they are playing away today..!

That is strange - but proves once again that they’d prefer us to fail than them to succeed ....

Not Worboys. No need to thank me.

Filthy/gorgeous - Scissor Sisters

Favourite Shirt...Haircut 100 (Actually, that's a 2 for 1)

That should of course be Sultans Of Ping FC...damned beer.

EHH?? but, but, but...what about ‘da famous quarters’ and Irene? Surely like everyone who comes into contact with them he’s ‘Gas fer life’? There must be a mistake.

.... in league 2. He would rather stay at swindle in league 2 than return to the stadium shit storm of tents in a potentially higher division. Says it all really. OTIB

I see from the evil post that Kyle Bennett a winger the sags have loaned out to swindle actually wants to stay at swindle! Now we all know that swindle's a 5hit hole so it doesn't paint the horfield casbah in too good a light, does it. More khaazi than casbah.

Educationally subnormal Pete.

All the gas I know never mention 1990 which I find weird. They bang on about 82 but 1990 was the one time they really had us over . Idiots

You are not wrong! On more than one occasion, the ones I know have waxed lyrical about Watney Cup 1972, ‘Smash & Grab’ and Div 3 title 1990 after a few Doombars in the pub on a Friday night - is that really all they’ve got?! Well, yeah, it is.....

17-31. Officially safe

You couldn’t imagine how desperate I am for Villa to ****-up in the play-offs.

Fun and games expected tonight at the annual shareholders meeting of the Arab Jordan Investment Bank. I shall be on hand to provide instantaneous translation of terms such as "disastrous financial performance", "share price collapse" and "reckless lending to an insolvent British company". It helps when you are fluent in Arabic with a working knowledge of Arial and Times New Roman.

What’s the chances of Barnsley forgetting to bring their kit..?!

Interesting to note that their “massive away support” has enabled the gas to reach the heady heights of 17th in the average away match attendance table, behind The likes of Fleetwood, Walsall and Wycombe!

I think we will stay up. I said before the Rochdale game that we are more than capable of losing all three, but even then we should stay up and I still think that is the case. I can't say I'm brimming with confidence for next season though! Unbelievably we are still 150/1 to go down with some bookies- well worth a fiver! Anyway, hope the rest of the season goes horribly wrong for you all and it rains all summer in Bedminster.