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What sort of alternative universe would somebody have to inhabit to even dream this up?

Released by the Gas and already parked up by Horfield dole office Bless

I said 'equally irritating', not a contender for the most irksome individual in the country!!

So funny. They seem to completely gloss over the fact that they WITHDREW FUNDING (i.e. cutting off support for women's football altogether, leaving it for various bodies to pick up the pieces). Only then did the Women's team go on to greatness.

Yeah! The best half.?

They`ll be after him now, he`s stolen half the ground.

Now, I've seen some videos in my time, but.... ELEVEN OF THEM?!?!?! ?

He's a typically annoying Rovers' manager so happy to see the back of him. They'll find another equally irritating individual to take his place if he does go though. They always do.

No, Toke end, on account of his tobacco intake being made up of fag butts. Largely found on the floor and in ashtrays.

I Am The Cosmos - Chris Bell

They are deluded mate. Like I completely understand if City 'bought' the team from Rovers and re-branded it, but that wasn't the case at all - Rovers washed their hands of the women and cut off all support. Now they are seemingly proud of this fact? Deluded and tin-pot don't cover it!!

City pulled the funding for them, it must had been a period in mid 2000's when clubs stopped funding the womens game and now its got "popular" again. City found life at the top of the women's game difficult, and their stay in the National Division lasted for just a single season. They ended the 2004–05 campaign with just 9 points and were relegated straight back down to the Southern Division.[3] Two years later, in May 2007, Bristol City announced that they would no longer fund a women's team. The club moved to Bath and became part of the TeamBath group of sports team

So what happened to the Bristol City womens team from 25+ years ago? Can remember watching them in an FA Cup semi final against Liverpool at Mangotsfield back in the early 1990's

Yeah but you forget that Gas Logic dictates that facts are irrelevant!!

Probably not as it was a private e-mail but it just about sums up the “professionalism” at the Fewers when a club Secretary comes out with such garbage.

What's the point in having goalkeepers? You need nets and training facilities and they haven't got that either. Watch out when walking your dog in a local park if you here someone behind you say "ah, da foinal turd" he could be clearing the space to train on.

Messi "does anyone know this tramp? I found him going through my bins"

Yeh they are probably right, as ‘Fun FC’ plays in the 8th tier of Cypriot football .....

Don't count your chickens, poppet. We're gonna kick your ass #coyp

Some gasheads were talking by the bar when I was working yesterday and they were adamant that "played in the right position Nicholas would score for fun"

75/2 isn't even an outstanding cricket contribution.

Don't the fewers have history of being a goalkeeping feeder club? It's one of the few positions in their side clubs are happy to loan them players on account of the fact they face more opportunities to make saves in half a dozen games than most sides let the opposition have in two seasons.

As long as they’ve got Nichols...

The reserve sides at Alderhsot, Bury, Shrewsbury, Stevenage etc are all on high alert

This week, I'll mostly be wearing an old R*vers shirt

What should he have on his vest for the 2nd half?