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Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield In west Jordan town born and raised In the watch shop where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in da fional turd I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield” I whistled for a dog and when it came near The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge” Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield

Wally is back ... ... and he is still absolutely determined ... ... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

Won't be a patch on yours, but I'll have a go. Now, this is a story all about time, 'Cos the Gas don't work from 9 till 5. I'd suggest you take a moment, and sit right there. As I tell how to snatch defeat from the jaws of despair. See, once upon a time, couple of year ago Plans were submitted for a shiny new home. Terracing, patios, replaced by a fool With money he'd get from a grocery-store. When a couple of guys, who were legally sound, Found the contract wasn't quite so nonporous bound. With the swish of a pen and a note in the press Those Fewers started to feel somewhat depressed. They cried 'unfair' as they went to appeal, And all they got was a big legal bill. If anything you could say that this is a laugh, But no, the alternative is a move back to Bath.

Fresh Prince of Bellend?

Unbelievable Jeff

Outstanding.

Just when you think it`s all gone quiet for a bit the gift giveth.

Fvck me he is alive then!!! Couple of things on this, apparently this pic was taken at a Film Premiere for Will Smith? What desperate turd takes a Football Shirt there especially that monstrosity in the hope of getting a photo with someone famous? Also this taken from Sagchat...... Out of interest what do you feel is the alternative to Wael, the last owners nearly pushed us to Admin and there's no signs of any potential owners offering to build us a stadium, the 82er's just got lucky that Pantsdown had so much money he decided to waste a load of it on a team he never supported as a youngster. No it’s not luck at all you dimwit, and atleast SL actually puts his money where his mouth is and doesn’t bullshit his way through anything he’s faced with, unlike your Camel Toucher, who doesn’t spend anything from his own pocket and funnily enough never supported your shower as a youngster either, all his interested in is looking for famous people so he can put it on his Instagram ???

Not bad Rudolf, only just over 15,000 less that us.

Hello my darlings!

This one?

Drake next..........hopefully.

Who gets an invitation to a film viewing, in the presence of starring cast members then thinks “I know. I’ll have a shirt made up with his name on it and take it with me on the off chance that I can present it to him (and have my photo taken with a celeb)”? I bet his kids cringed. I suspect that Wael has a drawer full of Jester shirts with “Keanu”, “Rebel”, “Benedict” etc on the back reminding him of galas he’s attended but not met the stars. What a two-bit glory hunter!

Will Smith is saying "look pal I don't need no cleaning products as I leave all that side of thing to my chauffeur, hence he gets to choose what rags are preferable for the care of my vehicles, now **** off.

Which made it 279 they’ve sold this season.

I just filled out my questionnaire for Glastonbury. I couldn’t resist, it is the correct answer isn’t it?