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"Hello Club SuperMegaStore, it's your Leader again. I am very concerned about the ageing profile of our wonderful, loyal and true fans. We need to attract younger supporters, much in the way that Pantsdown has at the shit. So I want you to stock a range of small teddy bears, dressed in our famous quarters, with 'Fred' on the back and the number '2'. Why? Well, I was showing around the ground a wannabe sponsor yesterday. Well, I want him to be". "He scrutinised everything and was, I think very impressed. He said that he thought that everything was 'A little 2 Fred Bear for his liking' which I suppose is a Southmead expression of satisfaction. Anyway, I think that it sounds catchy and will be loved by our fans, every bit as much as I am".

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield In west Jordan town born and raised In the watch shop where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in da fional turd I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield” I whistled for a dog and when it came near The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge” Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield

I wish my career would collapse to the point that I was only getting $25m per job.

Brilliant Eddie. What a shame they didn't!

About £1.6m like the last couple of years before write-offs of the UWE costs. I can't see that the numbers will be a surprise; there's got to be something else that has caused the delay. It could be ongoing sale negotiations that have either been successful or have fallen through hence the announcement of the AGM date. Filing those accounts will also mean that they can register new players so the drama is delayed a while yet. On a side note The Sun had a story today about how Will Smith's career had collapsed. I was hoping for "that" picture but no.

FAO @Northern Red @Taunton_BCFC

Where there’s a Will there’s a Wael!

Mate of mine is an analyst for Glamorgan, apparently the camera still worked after that as well.

You mean they replaced the patio furniture with slightly better decoration...

Yes he has his own circus down there, doesn't need another one under tents up here.

**** me, Tom !

Won't be a patch on yours, but I'll have a go. Now, this is a story all about time, 'Cos the Gas don't work from 9 till 5. I'd suggest you take a moment, and sit right there. As I tell how to snatch defeat from the jaws of despair. See, once upon a time, couple of year ago Plans were submitted for a shiny new home. Terracing, patios, replaced by a fool With money he'd get from a grocery-store. When a couple of guys, who were legally sound, Found the contract wasn't quite so nonporous bound. With the swish of a pen and a note in the press Those Fewers started to feel somewhat depressed. They cried 'unfair' as they went to appeal, And all they got was a big legal bill. If anything you could say that this is a laugh, But no, the alternative is a move back to Bath.

The dad, in a car, with a scarf in 5 years