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As I understand it, Bristol Fruit Market will plant vegetable and herb crops on the pitch at the Memorial Ground selling the ensuing produce at the weekly car boot sale. Hyatt Regency will build a state of the art hotel on the site of the fruit market at St Phillips, incorporating a football stadium on the roof. The Colony will be turned into a tropical oasis growing exotic fruits. Wally's vision will finally um bear fruit. These things take thyme.

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t see that as being ‘ worse .

More like this if their video was anything to go by........

I Wanna Sex You Up...Color Me Badd

Preference isn't sexist

EP reporting that Rovers have lost their front of shirt sponsor, Football Index, for 2019/2020. "As it is, they have now opted to sponsor Nottingham Forest, and Neil Kelly, CEO of Football Index's parent company BetIndex, was pleased to confirm the deal. He said: “We’re thrilled to have Football Index front and centre on the new Nottingham Forest kit - a club steeped in history with an expansive and proud fanbase." Unlike the rabble you were sponsoring last season clearly?

I guess he doesn't see the irony in generalising entire ethnicities/nations.

(I loved that as a kid! ?) Bubble Gum - 9th Creation

Yep, couple of tits only covered by barely adequate fabric structures. That just about sums the Gas up.

Her bush could do with a trim

I think this is far more likely...

Well, I've never seen a feather in a tricorn before. I wonder what that's for?

How much are season tickets at Whorefield? (Asking for a friend, ?)

Beauty

I mean more sexist (not more sexy)

Even if they were to be given a PL points deduction Villa will be enjoying the financial rewards of being in the prem, which was the purpose behind everything they have done to get around ffp. If such a points deduction meant they were relegated after just one season they pick up, what, £100m plus the best part of another £100m in parachute payments. The only hope would be that they again throw caution to the wind by overpaying for players, so that when they are relegated, despite parachute payments they will again struggle to cope with reduced income. It could also be that by then the EFL might by then have grown a pair and apply penalties that should have been made last season to prevent their promotion in the first place. More importantly, if they were to be given a PL points deduction, it would be for breaching EFL ffp rules. If so, the question then would be why wasn't the breach identified and punished during this last season, which, under the new, much heralded rules, the EFL had indicated was to be the case and the reason for requiring projected accounts in year 3? Piss up, couldn't, EFL, brewery, organise a, would seem to be the appropriate words to use in connection with this whole shambolic mess. As a result a few clubs appear to have taken the proverbial!

He did start off well before becoming insufferable. A bit like Cotts.

Theresa May is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Theresa in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur....... "You get out and check - you were driving." The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. "You were driving; go and tell the farmer," says Theresa. Five hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks Theresa. The chauffeur replies: "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks Theresa. "I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them.... "I'm Theresa May's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."

A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine & asked the doctor to go ahead & kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure & was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife subsequently delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain & the husband continued to experience no pain. She & her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, they found the Window Cleaner dead on their front porch!!!