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There is only one word, deluded. The trouble is that all of his acne faced morons in their "Windyass 9" jester's top lap it up every time so much so that if you say it enough times then it must be true. (Sag) 40,000 fans (reality) 4,000 season tickets (Sag) if we had a 25k stadium we'd fill it (reality) they can't manage five figures (that's figures not fingers although they'd struggle with even that) at their dump. (Sag) "family club, every one likes us" (reality) they've had more incidents of racist abuse, equine boxing & theft. Everyone thinks they're a laughing stock as one away fan put it "there's a tent, a cricket pavilion and a hut and that's just on one side of the ground. (Sag) Our away support is massive like it's an extension of their manhood (reality) its just bang average at best. The most prominent part of their manhood sticks out of their foreheads. (Sag) we have our own identity with our kit and song ( reality) Other clubs early in the last century wore that out dated design before they did. The dirge is an old Plymouth Argyle song reminiscing about a prostitute, hardly original & hardly family club material. (Sag) We should be pushing top half championship (reality) until they accept that they have to learn to compete with the likes of Shrewsbury, Fleetwood and Accrington both on and off the field and show them the same level of respect, they won't be going anywhere. As I said, deluded.

Of course it's worth pointing out that they only drone out the 2nd, 3rd and 4th line of the first verse of the song, written by alcoholic double murderer Leadbelly. The second verse, which is much more appropriate for a Gashead goes: Sometimes I live in the country Sometimes I live in town Sometimes I haves a great notion Jumping in to the river and drown

Urmmm HELLO...???!

The response to any old man who says "Be a Rovers fan" is well documented...

They sold 26000. This has somehow been inflated to anywhere from 30-40,000 depending who you speak to. They are habitual liars.

A gas fan I know bumped into Albert Adomah in Bournmouth last week, she jokingly said you should sign for us, his reply was " I'm far too good for you lot"

True. I think they thrive on people making assumptions. Like assuming that Fanta will be dispensed, when they order a Fanta. Or when someone asks for a packet of crisps.. they just assume that they’ll be in date. Like handing over the keys to your club, to a lovely man with a nice watch... they just assumed that he had some money.

I see their glasses aren’t half empty,they’re completely empty ?

Wally's wallet...........empty.

No court appearance is complete without the cufflinks and tie pin.

I have that problem consistent persistent discontent omnipotent malcontent impenitent inexistent idempotent totipotent overpotent subsistent coexistent ?

https://www.google.com/search?q=eastville+stadium&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=chje0ImtIjUGUM%3A%2C5PC7B0VNRr5dBM%2C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kT-lGPdnVuzU1fYg944-zcceumaqA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj9wYqNn_HiAhXYQhUIHejUBy8Q9QEwBHoECAMQDA#imgrc=8Eq1i5GAJCjxaM:&vet=1 Packed out. Nothing changes.

Having plans usually helps! Although Wally can’t disclose anything due to confidentiality agreements ?

Oh, silly me. Getting my tents mixed up. Sorry.

No, but the can fill something with five fingers....usually their sisters.

You can't blame them mind. Even the Sags don't want to pay to watch that shambles!

Easily done old chap ?

Like when they handed over money to the last regime to build them a roof over the Filton avenue end. They assumed the club wouldn't increase the entrance fee due to improved facilities. hahahahahahaha

Oxford had several at the old Manor Ground. I’m not that any of them were actually tents... but a mish mash of different stands, certainly.

You have to say that, because of the ramshackle piecemeal developments around the ground, it's starting to look like their old spiritual home. If I remember correctly, Eastville had six different roof structures, similar to the old rugby ground of today. Not many clubs could boast having so many different structures. Makes them quite unique really.

I realise that, but their ground has been allowed to retain the terracing for years, that was my point. Yes I know they had every intention, but there were a lot of difficulties. The Gas have no intention and only have difficulties ?

I always thought that it was amusing that they sold season tickets for “Row M”, because there wasn’t a “Row M”. I’ve only just realised that there’s not even a row H, I, J, K or L either..! ??

Sorry, I should have said a new permanent structure. ?

Can't believe you didn't have them locked out, just for shits and giggles.

Father/ Brother

I've seen classier stuff fall out of a B&M Bargains Christmas cracker.

@CyderInACan the league Premiership is scheduled to be from 20th October to 20th June when the final will be at Twickenham. The other leagues will start on 21st September The odd thing with rugby is that the fixtures get released from the lowest leagues upwards, not like football where it is the top league down

These things take wine.

Unfortunately clever people get shouted down as a "gert ted" or banned on slag chat unless you're in the inner sanctum of hand shandy back slapping merchants with stupid names all ending in "gas" like "windy gas" I'm surprised some idiot hasn't called himself "belsen gas" such as all of the lemmings on there. Otherwise they would've seen through that charlatan owner a long time ago. Oh well, never mind.

The problem is that the 4,000 that have bought them pass them back through the fence for the other 4,000 to get in for free.

I bet a few of their fans are on certain registers though

Clever people aren't registered on their forum.

Best comment ever ?

118-114 Galahad I had it

I was taking the piss mate,Galahad has bossed it all night

It`s almost as if they`re desperate for cash for some reason. Surprising given their owner`s a billionaire and they`re the sixth richest club in England.

Should be a top half Championship club at least with their MASSIVE fanbase according to the terrified, about to be molested, Sunderland muppets they cornered in the Sportsman pub.