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Welcome to SPAS . The Stephan Payne Appréciation Society . The Gas player signed for them for a massive £300,000 . Never put in any effort , hardly bothered the scoring charts . Comically swore at the Gas supporters . Had his contract paid up and finally tells the world that he is happy to play in front of ‘real supporters ‘ . Mr Payne , I salut you Sir .

Twas a hot afternoon Last day of June And the sun was a demon I saw Speedwell Sue Resplendent in blue And it set my truss steaming She was thirty one and I was seventy I knew nothing about deviation, she knew everything So I knelt behind her bound in leather string And wondered whether Rovers would sign Liam Scales from UCD

Stefan Payne has done the gas fans here!

Ahh yes, this old chestnut. Hello Sagheads you Goalie shirt obsessed stalkers. As has been mentioned a million times, Cardiff City (as detestable as they are) are nowhere near as much of a complete ******* shambles as the Gas are. This thread is so long because you keep giving us things to laugh at you about. We also actually play Cardiff City on a reasonably regular basis. Many City and Rovers fans have NEVER even seen a League Bristol Derby. That’s why so many City fans consider them our biggest rivals. If you spent more time supporting your team and less time staring into your mobile phones trying to find out our scores then your players wouldn’t think you are a bunch of *****. To us you’re just something to point and laugh at. Hope that clears it up.

It's a bit late mucker - he has probably already had his shit for the day.

A Payne In The Gas. (well done bloke ?)

I thought you were joking but it appears that standards have fallen so far at what was once a quality and professional publication. In another headline they refer to a criminal "braking" another man's face with a hammer. Other than a willingness to work for minimum wage what exactly are the criteria upon which they select their journalistic staff? As clearly the ability to use the English language correctly and having professional standards are not amongst them. 'A prized prat' - Bristol Rovers fans react after Stefan Payne's latest insult

Well, the headline in the Evil states that Payne is a "prized prat" so does that indicate that he had some value to the Loyal & True as opposed to the other worthless prats in the side?

They laughed at our fanzone on their pathetic forum - they accused us of going ‘all American’ regarding the matchday experience - now they want to copy us ?! To all the sags reading this, that is a perfect example of why this thread will never die - because you just keep giving us stuff to laugh at - and it’s brill! But don’t worry, as you’ve often said, every other teams’ fans In the world love the gas and hate Bristol City - so you should be ok.

Indeed, world class trolling. And its hit the spot too They gave him hell apparently and he gave them some back. He's now publicly had a go at them, nice one Stefan - always welcome at the Gate How's the stadium coming along Pikeys ? What was your chant last time we met when the Ashton Vale project had failed ? Oh Yes, "we've got our stadium." That was as premature as proclaiming to be the 6th richest club in England - that's weathered well. Gave us a laugh though - still doing so. Keep 'em coming my deluded, ragass neighbours

They must be down to about 20 regular posters who dictate the agenda. Its a forum on its knees. Just like their football club Hello Blue Few

I’m SPAS and proud (prowed)

they are so obsessed they troll a thread relating to our new kit - "worst kit ever" my arse http://www.footballshirtculture.com/19/20-Kits/bristol-city-2019-2020-bristol-sport-home-kit.html

I think "bristol rovers" should be a new word for the dictionary. In work I often use the term "I'm in the bristol rovers can you help me out" I am speaking with people from all over the country and unsurprisingly they know exactly what I mean. So that just confirms what we already knew that bristol rovers means 5hit.

https://images.app.goo.gl/dJ6gEQQk9VcxyR6Y8 just a normal day at the Post .

What day is the tombola and meat raffle held?

Stefan Payne ?

We could potentially sign 2 or 3 Chelsea players over the coming days and weeks - proper transfers, not loans - don’t underestimate the comedy value of this - because when the Jordanian billionaire Chelsea fan took the helm at the gas, amongst their hilarious taunts towards us was that they would have a big link with the big club from West London -then suddenly they whinged and whined when Tammy had the temerity to choose us ‘over them’ and since then we’ve obviously rubbed their noses in it big time by taking three superb Chelsea players on loan - with a view to signing one or more of them ...comedy gold - hello saggies! How does it feel to have been taken in by a fake billionaire?! Never mind, just remember - all fans love you and hate us, it’s true, cos you said so ...

Taxman/HMRC may have something to say about it. Pretty sure they'd have more than FFP to worry about then- definitely couldn't happen like that IMO.

I am proud to say that I am a fully paid up member of SPAS. The very best of British luck to you in your career Stefan, especially having trousered two years' wages for a very limited amount of work in one season.

Is Stefan a descendent of the great Joe Payne?. I think we should be told.

He must surely win the Colin Daniels Award .

? They just don't get it do they .....

Should probably also mention the longevity of this post is testament to each and every one of the amazing gifts they have given since they have been a league club. What a FOUR years of league football it has been.

About Stefan Payne Big money signing 200k.

Savage

Well, when you put it like that - it just seems so (gas) logical....

Hey Declan. Halo. It’s da Cock. How da very divil are d’you? Oiv got a bit of a problem wid me team’s training plans. Does Father Bernard still run dat Boys Brigade football team? St. Mochta's? Dat’s da one. Would dey be up for a kick around da week after next?

I've read this in a Irish accent for some reason.

Going abroad with a member of my family who unfortunately is a Sag. They just returned from another holiday where I had to see various photos of a Sag shirt. Unbeknown to them I have purchased a different Bristol City t-shirt for every single day that I am away with them. Might be the last holiday we have together.