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Is he homesick as well ..?

They get Hargreaves, we get Lansdown.

That'd be Rudolph.

the family club

Here's one to throw into the mix, Gas Neil Shipperley The bloke would be IDEAL. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639

Yeh, but with their attendances he doesn’t need a microphone ...”...now gather around ladies and gents, here are the team changes...” ...then a few minutes after that, he announces the crowd changes ... it doesn’t take long: “...unfortunately Lee from Patchway can’t be with us today, he’s got an urgent ‘cash in hand’ plumbing job to attend to...”

Indeed. Can't really classify a tent zip as a door can you? Will the last person out please close the flap?

yep, he just wanders round the tent telling each fan the announcements separately

Will the last person out please close the door ?

Shitophobes given me the best laugh I have had all week. Brilliant

Don`t forget Equinophobes

Homophobes, Raceophobes, shitophobes... What the hell is wrong with these people :laugh:

.....and they chuckled at ‘the mass exodus of rats leaving the sinking ship’ (their words) when we sold Mags, Joe, Bobby and Aden - then looked a bit chastened when we scooped the best of £25m with those sales, before upgrading not long after with Webster and three Chelsea players .... every time they think they can laugh at us their club quickly makes them look ridiculous, tinpot and forever small-time - like now, when it looks like their management team is buggering off to league two Mansfield ...??

Mansfield, MANSFIELD! HA, of all the teams he could have gone to. And one that's 18th in League Two. Brilliant, just brilliant. The gift truly keeps giving.

Banton picked up by KKR for the IPL, may not play a huge deal but his coach there in Brendon McCullum, great place for him to learn

It must have been dem pesky teds - there’s no way the ‘loyalest’ fans in the world would stoop to those levels - cos everyone loves them and hates us - it’s true, cos they said so ...

Have they blamed city fans or Lansdown?

From the Post ‘ Bristol Rovers academy manager Chris Hargreaves is reportedly now the front runner to move into the vacant manager's position at the club.‘ What no Holloway ?

I see forest green got the go a head to build a new stadium and rovers unable and yet to put any money into the training ground

VanToSee Football League … gone mad!

He believed getting caught doing this was less embarrassing than taking the Rover's job... Mind you, it would give a whole new meaning to "coming for us"

They said on our local news down here earlier that Plymouth`s new Mayflower Stand has a 5,300 capacity. That means it could pretty much seat the entire G*s home attendance. Obviously far too small for their away support though.

Mutual reach-arounds. At least they wouldn`t need to ask him whether he loves da famuzz roverzzz and hates da shit.

Why would anyone want to turn the gas down, I mean, they’re bigger than Sunderland now...... Hudson1883 First Team about an hour ago Quote Weeezord said: I read somewhere about Sunderland putting a 600k price tag on JCH. I had to laugh, but sounds about right. Other clubs putting THEIR price tags on OUR players. Especially for what would be, a backwards move

Mind you, they’d benefit from someone praying for them ?

Owned by Jordan....occupied by squatting pikeys....and fencing that wasn’t paid for ?

The 15ers will all get very excited when Wael announces the appointment of Joe Jordan until they read the small print and discover that it's actually Joe from Jordan, who sells carpets in his local souk.

Wasn't she Lisa in Team America World Police?

From the sags to the stags. What a journey.

? Never boring being a Rovers fan! Wrong thread for this I appreciate but, I had a work meeting in Bedminster last week and drove past the Gate...looks mighty impressive these days, I have to say. Hope you're all well, and enjoying the latest episode of our sitcom!

Do you know something, I think I'd be a lot more tempted by the puppet!

This one made me chuckle?