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“Felicity Kendall, that’s the woman I love...” (RIP Rik Mayall)

It might speed up getting out of the Dolman.

Rovers to announce new stadium.

I’ll believe it when I’ve shat in it.

The Sun is reporting that under new lockdown rules that single people have to choose between having sex and seeing their parents. Rumour is that in Horfield they're going to kill two birds with one stone.

Hoping to get a ticket for primavera sound 2021 in Barca tomorrow. Lineup looks incredible . Would link it but not internet savvy :laugh: caribou, Fontaine’s and murder cap all mentioned earlier are on the bill

No, **** 'em !

Beat me to it. Nurse.

^wan*ing shed.

It's being arranged and brokered by Bristol city council. Rovers first buy the fruit market then put in application that will fly through. Chief of staff for mayor is a massive rovers fan.

I've got that same watch and it's great, made such a difference being able to track pace, and see things like heart rate. Also connects to my Bluetooth earphones so much easier to skip tracks on the move. The Garmin connect app is pretty good and you can add your own workouts, not really explored it properly yet though.

Have heard same from someone that works down there 65 million ?

FAKE NEWS !!!!!

I thought the same This story has been out there for months

I used to think about planting a carrot in Felicity Kendal when she was younger.

I used to watch Felicity Kendal planting her carrots.

Legacy of those who insist football was better when before, during and after matches, the aim was to try and hospitalise as many opposition supporters as possible. Surprised no one has written any books about the exploits of people who did this back in the 70s, 80s and early 90s.

https://mobile.twitter.com/wilfordwm/status/1271036156528951297 Seems Birmingham got or will get a reprimand but EFL won their appeal and this gives me a bit of hope as the Derby and Sheffield Wednesday cases...plus who knows in due course perhaps Aston Villa and down the track Reading. First two in here and now are bigger fish to fry!

100 people per entrance over half an hr with 1 minute time slots 3 per minute. 1 in 4 seats masks . beer and pies brought to your seats in a relaxation of alcohol rules . only two to move if you need ..... round of applause for every lucky pee! lets face it only a hundred people sing anyway. only superfans need apply .Im In!! ..reckon would be a great atmosphere plus revenue of 100 ooo per game not to be sniffed at would pay for matchday staff... Thoughts ????

It had to be them didn't it?

Probably sent a voting pigeon.... called Speckled Jim.

This is just plain stupid. They've spent one day doing some digging and suddenly they're ready to host Sunderland in a field.

Have you written wilder off that much that it’s making you snore? I honestly don’t see it being as easy for fury this time. Wilder hasn’t got a lot of technical skill but he’s got balls and an ego the size of Jupiter. I don’t believe he’ll let himself be dominated to the same extent this time. His career has tended to go through phases of reality checks as a result of which he always comes out better. Plus there’s that freakish power, you can’t write him off. Ever. Besides from all of that, haven’t people learnt heavyweight boxing is a crazy ******* thing by now? Wouldn’t be surprised to see Fury knocked out cold.

Hey, I'll have you know that the loyal and true turnt up in their droves, look..............................

Only if it rains.

Murder capital and fontaines dc,both from dublin..both played in bristol recently.superb bands

Some of the oldest jokes still carry the spark of very funny humour. Try these, which I’ve been holding on to since about 2000. If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning, I'd have been all over you." (Sam Torrance (Golfer) , BBC2) "The band never actually split up - we just stopped speaking to each other and went our own separate ways." (Boy George, Radio 2) "Damien Hirst tends to use everyday objects, such as a shark in formaldehyde." (Arts Commentator, Radio 4) "Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street." (Radio 1 Newsbeat) "It was the fastest-ever swim over that distance on American soil." (Greg Phillips, Portsmouth News) "The balloon may be forced to ditch in the Pacific. Mr Branson, however, remains buoyant..." (Radio 4 News) "I'm glad two sides of the cherry have been put forward." (Geoff Boycott, Radio 5 Live) "It has been the German Army's largest peacetime operation since World War 2" (ITN) "Do Britain's drug laws need a shot in the arm?" (Radio 4) "I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish" (Ian St John) "The swimmers are swimming out of their socks." (Sharron Davies, BBC) "In cycling, you can put all your money on one horse." (Stephen Roche, Eurosport) "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." (Barry Venison, ITV) "Without being too harsh on David, he cost us the match." (Ian Wright, ITV) "It's amazing how, in this part of the world, history has always been part of its past." (David Duffy, Eurosport) "And that was played by the Lindsay String Quartet... or at least two thirds of them." (Sean Rafferty, Radio 3) "The Croatians don't play well without the ball." (Barry Venison) "Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball." (Ian St John) "They (Leeds) used to be a bit like Arsenal, winning by one goal to nil or even less." (Nasser Hussain, Channel 5) "So, this movie you star in, The Life Story of George Best, tell us what it's about." (George Gavin, Sky Sports) "What will you do when you leave football, Jack - will you stay in football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live ) "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." (Mark Draper - Aston Villa) "Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago" (David Coleman) "Once Tony Daley opens his legs you've got a problem" (Howard Wilkinson) "Willie Carson, riding his 180th winner of the season, spent the last two furlongs looking over one shoulder, then another, even between his legs, but there was nothing there to worry him." (Sporting Life) "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite" (Murray Walker) After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought" (Bobby Robson) "Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand." (Ted Lowe) Jimmy Hill: "Don't sit on the fence Terry. What chance do you think Germany has of getting through?" Terry Venables: "I think it's 50-50." "Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds - totally against the run of play" (Peter Lorenzo) "We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalised" (Ian McNail) "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat" (Ron Atkinson) "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost" (Frank Bruno) "There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes." (David Coleman) "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical" (Murray Walker) "She's not Ben Johnson - but then who is?" (David Coleman) "The Port Elizabeth ground is more of a circle than an oval. It's long and square" (Trevor Bailey) "The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball" (John Francombe) "Watch the time - it gives you an indication of how fast they are running" (Ron Pickering) "Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansell. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers" (Murray Walker) "Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales" (Ron Greenwood) "That's inches away from being millimetre perfect" (Ted Lowe) "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again" (Terry Venables)

@Harry - met your mum this morning on my run (she was with cat) 30 minutes later I continued my run ??

The have been going a while now, but anything by Public Service Broadcasting. Also Sean Rowe, again not a new performer as such but has become more popular recently.