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It would appear even one of the cardboard cut out “Pirate’s Parrots“ has given up and left it’s perch!

‘The Football Directory’ on Facebook sticking the boot in...

I think it’s hard to try and play football after so much running as your body is only used to the continuous forward movement, the twists and turns are so demanding and need familiarisation again Went really well thanks! Finished in 10:51:05. Initial goal (other than just showing up, and finishing!) was 10 hours and was looking good for it but fell apart around mile 38. It was a 3.3 mile course 15 laps, so after every 3 laps I got some food in(as I’d done in training). I took a 15 minute planned break after lap 9 (29ish miles) did some massage, changed socks etc and felt great but think I went a bit too hard for a couple of laps and pushed the pace too much. Mile 38-45 was an absolute slog and a lot of walking, the pain was unbearable but I got a second wind for the last lap, adjusted my goal to 11 hours on the fly and finished strong! was a good little event, shame covid meant you didn’t really get to talk to people too much but the team running it were great, really friendly and supportive. 9 people did the full 50 out of 40ish runners and most were doing their first ultra. In a whole world of pain now though and managed a couple of hours sleep but now wide awake ?

I know "can we play you every week" is something of a cliche but they just might be on to something. Didn't make the trip over there but first half was poor, after the interval we raised our game and were deserved winners. Top of the league is good and all very well but it's like two games we've played along with others, a bit soon to be getting carried away. Some (of our) supporters are getting excited and while not to knock your own, but some of our fans will do a dance every time the fridge light comes on. We have Rochdale next, I can see three wins out of three but that's just the sort of opposition that have caused us problems before. If it seems too good to be true it usually is. We're going to leave Rovers alone for now, I'm tired of beating them ? but we really need to be getting out of this League as soon as possible and return to the second level. Yeah we're not the force of years before, but us in the third division ? Come on it's not really on is it.

Their desperation on the Man City forum after we played really well at the Etihad and outsung the Champions of England. The reply IIRC was 'who are you'?

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I think you'll find that after this was brought to his attention he topped himself. Murder and incest he could handle, but the shame of that image was just too much.

“Prowed”

University freshers week display complete with whiteboard that looked like it had been coloured in by a 5 year old. Open top bus parade along deserted streets to celebrate finishing 2nd in the Conference.

I’ll give it a go, bear in mind that most clubs aren’t lucky enough to have such comically shit ‘rivals’.. Relegated to Non League by a team wearing their kit Santas Grotto Bath City, Braintree, FGR etc Only taking 26k to Wembley Shafted by Sainsbury’s Barrow, Chesham, Barnet in the FA Cup UWE Stadium plans down the bog Losing their £10 million striker to us for Peanuts The Worlds shittest open top bus parade 6th Richest club in the country? ”Unlucky da shit” video ”Thank you Matty Taylor” ABBA style Matty Taylor tribute video Plastic chairs Tents Fake Fanta Boob Cricket Comparing their support to Leeds and Norwich Babestation Santas Grotto mk II Thieving from their own Their players coming to watch us play. Piping crowd noise through their PA on match days Putting our scores on their scoreboard during their own match Those Villa fans exposing them for the obsessed morons they are They really are the gift that keeps on giving. I’ve got a feeling I’ve forgotten a few.

Probably got hit by the closest thing they had to a shot on target all day.

Fred West must be embarrassed and ashamed to be associated with such a vile load of low life scum..!

I think it was actually in Blackpool before a game against Fleetwood. I believe when questioned by the Police about their activities that afternoon one replied “dancing sir...mostly dancing”.

Alot of what they do is very, very funny, but not much beats the Doncaster United vases for a complete and utter tinpot shambles..!

This is one of my favourites ?

Opposition managers referring to their best stand as 'that shit grandstand' from the touchline

It's like the only reason they exist is to amuse us. They really serve no other purpose.

All those cut outs perched on a wall were reminding me of something earlier and I could not put my finger on it, now its come to me

That car boot sale trestle table full of tat really does sum up their tin pottidness. Obviously the colouring crayons are the dingle fruit cherry on top of the clack. The gift.

I would also add that overweight cretin who put "Windass 9" on the back of his cheap rag. Boycotting Sainsbury's. The famous chasers night club canopy. The sickly needy grovelling please love us with Sunderland. The Tramp. Moaning on Talk Sport about how big they are after our Cup Semi Final which only served to make them look even more stupid and small minded. The strange fascination with tents.

How could I forget? The Pub team....sponsored by a pub ?

Questionable merchandise in the club 'shop'

Stadium upgrades on a par with Spurs including clean carpets, sprinklers and a brand new canopy from B&M for the directors.

Becoming the first ever league club to fail to qualify for the first round of the league cup.

The non existent "Row M" The disabled viewing area cobbled together from 2 by 4 and plastic. The automatic electronic stadium entrance system consisting of a turnstile operator having to press a button. The requirement for an automatic stadium entrance system due to fans handing season tickets through the fence. Match day stewards taking back handers. A big screen TV for the stadium purchased from a company owned by our chairman. One of their biggest spends of the last 20 years only scoring 4 league goals in almost 100 appearances. Fans headbutting minibuses on the Gloucester Road. I think that's a few more.

You have forgotten mine, Peter ! Taking a year to get a “big” tv screen up. Only then realising they had insufficient power, so needed some generators in rather quickly. Then the crowning moment. Finding our it was supplied by a company owned by none other than “the rosy cheeked tax dodger” from Guernsey. Our very own Sir Steve Lansdown.

I`ve said it before that I`m convinced that they are a long term installation project by the KLF. Surely only the diseased imaginations of Jimmy Cauty and Bill Drummond could dream up the catastrophes that have befallen them down the years.

Ah I see. Just before Flint scored the winner..?!

We now have to add crowdies to the ever-lengthening list of hilarious things they have regaled us with down the years. I think it should be ranked somewhere between Santa`s Grotto and Row M on the #sagdisasterarea scale.

And after them, they have Northampton. That might be an interesting comparison, after our game this week. You know, the one where our 2nd string battered them 4-0, playing dazzling football, which could easily have resulted in 8 goals, if not 10.

This is the latest from the Mem car park of all the cardboard cut out fans who couldn't get in ...

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