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I'm very surprised they are publicly saying they love Everton too. Given there can't be a Liverpool fan in the world who doesn't have the fewers as their second team, this could be awkward.

Washed properly? Since when have they washed their kits? Bristol Rovers sounds a lot like Bristol Odours.

Poor old OGS moaning this morning that Man Utd wern't given a penalty yesterday because of what people are saying about the club's ability to "win" penalties! I'd feel more sorry for him if he questioned the correctness of some of the penalties that they've been awarded!

Good memories @Harry Shit about your foot mate. Hopefully getting out on the bike will be one outlet at least.

Blackpool illuminations - Five men no dog (A phrase every father utters regularly!)

onedaygas83 Reserve Team yesterday at 1:27am Quote I thought a rory Gaffney type song would be good for our new manager??? Oh Joey Barton your the love of my life oh Joey barton I'll let you shag my wife oh joey barton we love Everton too......

Precious - The Jam

Condolences and best wishes Phil.

That explains yesterday's aberation, would you like to wear shirt and shorts, pre-worn by a saggie, I bet they weren't even washed properly , ugh !

Maybe it’s personal to me because despite being very perspiratory in the heat I still enjoy the running. Plus in the summer months it’s easier to wake up early with early daylight hours and everything is less gloomy and hence more motivating. These warmer temps have been a big relief to me.

I am a counsellor, a mans man that happens to have a passion for well-being particularly amongst men. (Not excluding women) my website is www.brighter-pathways.co.uk If you would like counselling support from a fellow Bristolian and bristol city supporter get in touch.

Two friends both female had a ‘girls night out’ They both got very intoxicated and walking home they had to pee. They both went into the local park which in fact was the local cemetery. After peeing they had nothing to wipe themselves with so one used her knickers and then discarded them. Theo other grabbed a wreath and used that. Next day the two hubbies met up and one said ‘my wife came home last night without her knickers, no idea what they’ve been upto’ ’nor me’ said the other hubby ‘ mine came home with a card in her arse which said “ we’ll never forget you and all the fun we had’. signed “from all the lads down the station”

Not quite. Not in rugby, old boy. This is a 4 point win. Whereas v Bath it was a 5 point win. So, a win is either a win, or a bonus point win. This, tough game, was merely a "win."

Zoo keeper says to my mate "The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to mate with it. Would you consider doing it for £500?" My friend replies "I will on three conditions. First, I'm not going to kiss it. Second, my family must never know. Third, I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together"

Bloody cold this morning, only thing I had to hand was my B&Q discount card. There ages scraping the at the ice , what a waste of time, only got about 10% off