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There`s some belter over on slagchat saying the EFL should investigate the Wigan & Wimbledon results from yesterday for evidence of illegal betting patterns! You couldn`t make it up - well obviously you could if you`re a fewer.

Rovers fans loitering around caravans....how ironic

Tear up League 2? Just like they did the last time they got relegated into it ?? No mate, the lower and quicker the better.

SOMERSET LA LA LA, SOMERSET LA LA LA!

Bristol Rovers15:00Lincoln City Tuesday 20th April LEAGUE ONE Bristol Rovers19:00Milton Keynes Dons Saturday 24th April LEAGUE ONE Portsmouth13:00Bristol Rovers Saturday 1st May LEAGUE ONE Bristol Rovers15:00Crewe Alexandra Saturday 8th May LEAGUE ONE Blackpool15:00Bristol Rovers This doesnt look easy for our Swamp Monster "rivals" across the City

Does such an investigation occur when they beat Doncaster United?

Please tell me you aren't "Bristol City Defender". Going on there trying to curry favour with the Mackems is very Gas like behaviour, embarrassing.

This made me chuckle. ’ Back in the day we never went in the away ends we took theirs eastville was one the police had to move us out as they couldn't‘

you keep re-telling all you like mate, my memory so bad these days i sometimes honestly cant remember what day it is

swindon beating rochdale tuesday night would be very nice........

And "panned" was a brilliant choice of word ??

78 points across two all French quarter finals today and not a try between them. Is that Rugby?

Al these managers think they can turn players like him around - fresh start, clean slate and all that but some are just beyond help. Look at Tomlin - even Neil Warnock, love him or hate him, couldn`t get a tune out of him and if he couldn`t then I doubt many others would be able to.

I'm still optimistic, hopefully, Rochdale, Northampton, sags and swindle. Very much on IMHO!

Agree, I think they will just survive, unfortunately.

As good as it gets, Chris Dent seems to have started the season in good form too. The Somerset game could be interesting.

'Come in a taxi, must've come in a taxi.....' And then paid the £50 fouling charge...

Great win for the Glos, beating the rain and bad light which was more of a worry than the opposition

MK are in decent form . Agree though , I think they’ll get out of it. ?

I had a BIG saver on them to win yesterday (honestly thought they would). Imagine my delight when I saw Cobblers had equalised , imagine, further my delight when I looked at the table and found them even further in the klatz than they were before ! (also, as it was draw no bet, got my money back) win-win

He'll need to channel his inner 'prison cell' thoughts sometime soon.........

Yes, watching it on the live stream, wishing I was watching from one of the flats. Van Buuren is showing a lot of aggression, lets hope that is the right tactic (seems to have works so far).

rovers last 5 games are portsmouth ,lincoln and blackpool who are battling for play off points, crewe and mk dons are mid table . swindon have to play rochdale,afc wimbledon and wigan.

Had the pleasure of playing against him, he's an absolute cock

There you are - corrected your wishful thinking. Shame.

Middlesex commentators

Get in! This game is exactly the sort that makes county cricket the great contest it is. Nip and tuck, one side on top and then the other with the game looking over after two days only for Somerset to rally and come back to win it. Great stuff!

At least they don't have to play extra time!

Hope their doom is confirmed before the end of the season.

32 with four left still now. You got to love cricket - we were dead and buried on Friday night

Imagine a Port Vale fan coming on here saying “yeah our ground is a bit shit” (which it isn’t actually tbf) to then have a Stoke fan come on after giving it the big un about their facilities and how crap Port Vale are. The Stoke fan would deservedly get shit. Whoever it is, please don’t...

Many folk refer to the Gas by another name beginning with W. Perhaps they therefore have a natural affinity with lower league clubs beginning with that letter?

Finally, we shouldn't really be encouraging people to be travelling across the country, but it was a nice moment when Luke celebrated in front of the travelling fans, wasn't it? They might've been from Northampton. Rovers fans are everywhere from what I can gather.

Not me, this is the only forum I ever post on, or have posted on. Agree it's embarrassing behaviour though.

Spacehopper - Julian Cope

Wycombe. Now Wimbledon and Wigan. Clearly something to do with teams beginning with W having it in for them. I’ll leave it to them to figure out quite why.

I would also like to know why their opponents each week seem to get a different referee. Old lag Joey goes on about terrible referees, but the other Managers seem happy.

I had to stop reading at that point.

Spot on, what makes people do that? Tinpot behaviour and best left to the Few.

Surprised the guy posting this about their ground and manager hasn't been outed as a Gurt ted and banned.... "Definitely the worst stadium and hopefully the deluded fool will be gone in June when he’s sent down. He’s not as loved down here as people think." Ahhh no, not their forum so he actually has free speech!

You don't expect me to put on this cheap piece of 5hit, do you?

Had an awful referee by all accounts.

A very attractive 18 year old goes home to her father “dad, I’m pregnant to a 50 year old man” ” what” a 50 year old man! - , I’ll break his bloody legs and break his legs off and stick them up his ass” what a bastard” ”he wants to see you dad,and he’s coming around this evening” The 50 year guy shows up and tells the dad, “I’ll stand by her and if it’s a girl she’ll get the best private education possible, live in a beautiful house with swimming pool that I’ll buy for her ”if it’s a boy, I’ll give him the best private education possible, he’ll inherit all my wealth including my properties in Monaco and Tuscany and my businesses” ”if she has a miscarriage, I don’t what I’ll do” ” Shag her again”. says dad!

Hope they lose 10 nil ,get relegated and go bankrupt. vile tin pot club ,vile fans and a vile manager

It was funnier the first time you told it ?.

A gangster suspected that his accountant was cheating him and decided to sack him. Being a deep thinking gangster he figured that to avoid getting ripped off again he’d employ a deaf and mute accountant who wouldn’t be able to tell anyone anything.......so he did but realised that he wouldn’t to be able to communicate with him as he didn’t know sign language and changed his solicitor to one who could use sign language After a few months the gangster began to suspect that the deaf and mute accountant was also fiddling him so he took him to his new solicitor to interpret “ask him where the money is” and the solicitor signed the question and the account replied that he had no idea what he was on about....”ask him again” - same reply... Really pissed off by now the gangster pulled out his hand gun, held against the accounts temple and said “tell him that if he doesn’t tell me where the money is I’ll blow his bloody head off” So the solicitor signed the question and this time the accountant replied “there’s a 100 grand in a hold-all buried in my garden behind the shed” ‘What did he say? asked the gangster. “He says that you haven’t got the guts to pull the trigger......”

You may well (probably) have, but I have forgotten it - it happens to the best of us ?, so feel free to post it again.

I’d forgotten that I posted it before.............. I have another about a gangster and his deaf and mute accountant but I probably posted that one before as well.

Two old guys, been friends all their lives. Went to school together, worked for the same company, married each other’s sisters. Played in the same sports team their favourite sport being cricket. On retirement they both watched cricket and attended every match at the County Ground at Taunton. During the lunch break they were enjoying their tea and sandwiches and one said to the other “ do use suppose that cricket is played in heaven? “dunno” said the other “ but whichever of us get there first comes back in a dream to let the other know” A while later one of them passes on and a few nights later he came back in a dream to his old friend. ” I have some good news and some bad news, which one do you want first?” ” the good news first old friend” He said, “the good news is that cricket is played up here in heaven. It’s fantastic, it never rains, the pitches are perfect and equal to batsman and bowlers” ”the bad news is - you’re opening the batting tomorrow”............

Two blokes on a night out meet two women of dubious character and, at the end of the evening, leave with their respective 'partners', both expecting to 'take things further'. The following day, the first bloke asks his mate how he got on and how he had enjoyed his night. Fantastic, he replied; a real goer, beautiful breasts, firm hips and a clitoris like a gherkin. Wow, such a large clitoris? No, I was talking about its taste and smell.