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  1. Mmmmmm......I wonder? My snoops have come across the following footage :
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  2. 1000 to 2000 to away games? they just can’t help it
    7 points
  3. Loyal and true. 1,000 - not exactly ripping up trees is it.
    5 points
  4. They should sign Rahkeem Cornwall as well...
    3 points
  5. Taken from facebook World football stadiums grouo. When Bristol Rovers got relegated... Bristol Rovers 0-1 Mansfield Town Sky Bet League Two Saturday 3rd May 2014 Ever heard the story about the time when a football club got relegated after losing to opponents who'd forgot to bring their own kit to play in? This is another bizarre tale from my time at Mansfield Town. In 2013/14, we were safe from relegation with a few weeks to spare with a record of Won 14, Drew 15, Lost 16 and by the final day, we couldn't get promoted either. The previous week we'd been walloped by a Torquay side who'd already been relegated - the players were in holiday mode and couldn't wait to be on the beach somewhere. We just had to fulfil the final few fixtures. For Bristol Rovers, meanwhile, this was a massive final game. They began the day in 22nd position (and, crucially, just outside the drop zone) having beaten relegation rivals Wycombe, the previous week. They had a three-point cushion on Wycombe and knew that to guarantee safety they only had to avoid a defeat to us. Simple, right? As it transpired, Wanderers cruised to an easy win at Torquay and their result was never in doubt because they were a couple of goals up from very early on. Consequentially, it meant the pressure was substantially cranked up on the Gasheads to get the result they needed. When we arrived at the Memorial Stadium, it was glorious weather; boiling hot sunshine and it was a carnivalesque atmosphere with a band playing on steel drums and hot food stalls just outside the ground. There were dozens of balloons around which had already been filled up - presumably for the party afterwards! Clearly, whoever had authorised this b*llocks, thought it was going to be a stroll and Bristol Rovers couldn't possibly be relegated. Knowing our preparation had been crap - with players actually rejecting the chance of an overnight stay and knowing a few youth teamers would be involved for us, I'd have even tended to agree. A home win was what I expected and it was hard to see anything but that happening. However, the script didn't go to plan and, just like earlier the same afternoon when Paul Caddis struck in injury-time to save Birmingham from relegation to League One, it was an 'edge of your seat' type game that was bizarre and unpredictable. The worst thing was that somehow our kit man forgot to bring the kit! I don't know how. He had one job, but the kit never made it to the team coach - and thus we had to go begging to Bristol Rovers to wear their away kit instead. Remarkably, it wasn't the first time the same kit man had forgotten the kit that season as he left it behind for the away game at Torquay, only for a friend of one of the directors to rush it down the motorway in a race against time before kick-off. Other than the kit fiasco, what I remember most about this day is the umpteen renditions of 'Goodnight Irene' which were passionately belted out on several occasions. It was a sell-out crowd and you could sense the expectancy amongst the home fans. Despite Wycombe's good start in Devon, there was still a party-like atmosphere inside the Memorial Stadium and Bristol Rovers - with Tom Lockyer, Mark McChrystal, Kaid Mohamed, John O'Toole and some other respectable names for League Two level, got on top in the early stages. In all honesty, I thought it'd just be a matter of time until they broke the deadlock and, thereafter, it'd be a routine home win. Instead, Junior Daniel (now at Burton Albion) scored, completely against the run of play, just before half-time and the mood changed in an instant. It became edgy. It became quiet around the press box. It became tense. Everyone knew fine well that if things stayed as they were, the Gasheads were going down! Nonetheless, even at this point and during discussions at half-time (during which there were more renditions of 'Goodnight Irene' and passionate 'pump up the crowd' type emotive pleas from the PA announcer), nobody expected Bristol Rovers to get relegated. And, in any case, our players still looked like cheeky b*stards by wearing their kit and having the audacity to have somehow gone 1-0 up! The second half DID follow the script as it proved to be a case of relentless pressure with loads of opportunities and Bristol Rovers dominated. We were forced back, they had set-piece after set-piece, put in cross after cross, someone hit the bar with a header and then O'Toole flashed an effort narrowly wide. Lewis Price, our 'keeper on loan from Crystal Palace, made two or three outstanding saves as well - the sort of saves which made you think 'we might just win this'. It was relentless pressure but the minutes were ticking down. Frustration was growing, nerves were frayed and with about 10 minutes to go, I swapped my 'amber and blue' tie for a 'blue and white' one in the press box - sensing that I might have my face redecorated, if the worst came to the worst. The balloons at the back of the stand now looked absolutely stupid! McChrystal then lashed a thunderous drive against the crossbar with about five minutes remaining in yet another attack which didn't bare fruit and, by now, it was dawning on everyone that this was serious sh*t and it wasn't going to be Rovers' day. To sum up the mood, some bloke turned round and started punching the wooden press box several times. I was glad I'd taken the tie off! Strangely, though we'd been under pressure for the entire second period, we kept the ball brilliantly during the three or four minutes of injury-time. We stifled things, they couldn't get anywhere near us and Sam Clucas was winding them up. The final whistle was met by silence. People were stunned. It was quiet. It was flat for a good 30 seconds. Disbelief, despair and shock then slowly turned into anger as our players trudged off and the pitch was soon filled with invaders - many of whom went straight for our fans whilst the others vented their fury towards the directors box. It was the polar opposite of everything before the game. It was madness! The police and stewards did a brilliant job of 'just about' keeping fans apart before the cavalry (quite literally) arrived and mounted police cleared the pitch. These shenanigans went on for a good 20-30 minutes afterwards and fans, very slowly, dwindled outside - though most sat in despair with their head in their hands for a good while. As the bus we'd travelled down in had 'Mansfield Town FC' plastered on the side of it (absolutely brilliant if you want to discreetly escape), we received a police escort to the motorway to get us the hell out of the place as quickly as possible. We had plenty of 'eye balls' from fans who were roadside as we passed, whilst one or two d*ck heads at the ground behaved like idiots; including some tosser who wanted to stand infront of the bus to stop us leaving in a protest of some sort. It was a fun day and I've not been back to the Memorial Stadium since, but Bristol Rovers escaped the Conference Premier by winning promotion at the first attempt, the following season. Away shirt sales might have nosedived in the summer of 2014 for them, however, as a result of our kit man's **** up!
    3 points
  6. Spot on. I did have a screenshot of this fact from one of those ‘awaydays’ pages on Facebook which, annoyingly, I can’t find. I did however come across this beauty from a typically deluded Saghead. We all know at least one Gas roaster who thinks like this....
    2 points
  7. If Marvin does his best they’ll never get a ground built.
    2 points
  8. I was working in Manchester a while ago and the scum were at Bolton. A few Bolton supporting workmates were going to the game so I tagged along. At the time the sags were claiming over 1,000 yet the Bolton fans said less than 200. I've got a pic somewhere. EDIT: Yeer tiz. 1000, my arse!
    2 points
  9. They were certainly ahead of the times - 6 years before the COVID pandemic and they were already practicing social distancing in much of that stand.
    2 points
  10. And of course Radio Bristol & The Post just lap the myth up. 2000 at Barrow, Harrogate, Carlisle, Scunthorpe & Oldham? Remember when they took less than 400 to Peterborough on a Saturday & tried to claim it was 1000. Delusional.
    2 points
  11. 1000 - 2000 to away games! I think we need to keep a record of how many (not locked out) there actually are. My guess would be that they will take 1000 fans to precisely 0 games.
    2 points
  12. Wigan have more points in League 1 this season too than the 15ers. Mind you, all of the teams do.
    1 point
  13. You forget the wee donkey.
    1 point
  14. Mandrake Root ... Deep Purple For a similar reason!
    1 point
  15. If there is someone who seriously thinks that rabble are bigger than any of the clubs on that list they require urgent medical attention - Charlton for example are twice the club they are
    1 point
  16. Worse than that though. Visiting fans will be capped by numbers for smaller grounds, such as a the Mem, but see greater numbers travelling to grounds with a larger capacity such as Sunderland. Ergo. The Gas smell of poo. And wee.
    1 point
  17. Yeah, with friends like Mayor Doolittle, they don't need any enemies.
    1 point
  18. Nightclubbing - Iggy Pop. Many a Friday night spent in R&Js my late teens / early 20s!
    1 point
  19. That must have been the maths used in the TALKSPORT quiz on Sunday. They had to guess the attendance for a game between The Gas and Man City. They guessed 12000+ Actual answer was in the 8000s.
    1 point
  20. What was the offer? Buy one, get 999 free?
    1 point
  21. No need to be amazed..in the 19/20 season they were 12th for away support, about 700 odd, behind Peterborough, Lincoln and Coventry...teams they would probably call tinpot ?
    1 point
  22. Was a great day out. Good pubs and cracking atmosphere.
    1 point
  23. Did their away support go in fancy dress as the seats?!.....
    1 point
  24. A good comparison. Same ground, same distance. The last time we played there and it WAS sold out
    1 point
  25. Here they are selling out the away end at Chesterfield last time they were in league 2. "cfcrovers7.jpg (960×720)" https://ryan147.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/cfcrovers7.jpg
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  27. Great idea - i would be in
    1 point
  28. That's not actually a correct statement. You should state that, " I can't believe that they've gone a whole day without doing anything stupid, that we know of". They could just as easily ordered a new large screen form an unknown company, without having the fixings for it. They could have ordered new developments at the rugby ground that no other team has spent more on. They could announce that they're going to move to a new stadium within the next two years. They could have announced that they're now the richest club in the lower divisions and on a par with WHU, Norwich City and Burton Albion. We just don't know as their media department are probably just mulling over the press announcements.
    1 point
  29. SKY showing Middlesex v Glos this week
    1 point
  30. Regardless of whether or not you're interested in women's football etc, this is a pretty cool initiative
    1 point
  31. The clown said one of the reasons for joining the Gas was because of the fanbase, I would have thought the reason for joining the Gas was because most clubs wouldn't touch him with a barge pole !!
    1 point
  32. I'm really not sure about Bartons standing within the game but I wouldn't think it is that high. So would clubs want to loan their younger players to a club where he is manager ? I would think they are at a disadvantage in that respect.
    1 point
  33. Dear oh dear..he is definitely managing to pull the wool over their bloodshot eyes, got to give him some credit.
    1 point
  34. “What do we want?” ”PORN” ”When do we want it?” ”HALF TIME”
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