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BBC Radio Derby (they do Burton commentaries) summarised it as:- City best of first half of first half Burton best of second half of first half Er. Not much more than that.

Toilet paper?

But most are playing teams that are not (except for us)

Championship exciting? Check out 15th downwards:- League Table P W D L F A +/- Pts 1 Newcastle United 34 23 4 7 66 28 +38 73 2 Brighton & Hove Albion0-0 35 21 9 5 58 28 +30 72 3 Huddersfield Town 33 20 5 8 44 36 +8 65 4 Leeds United 35 20 4 11 49 35 +14 64 5 Sheffield Wednesday2-0 35 18 7 10 44 33 +11 61 6 Reading0-0 35 18 7 10 47 45 +2 61 7 Fulham1-0 34 15 11 8 57 39 +18 56 8 Norwich City0-2 35 15 7 13 59 50 +9 52 9 Preston North End0-1 35 14 10 11 46 42 +4 52 10 Barnsley0-0 35 14 9 12 52 48 +4 51 11 Derby County0-0 35 13 10 12 36 31 +5 49 12 Cardiff City0-0 35 13 8 14 47 49 -2 47 13 Ipswich Town1-0 35 11 12 12 36 42 -6 45 14 Brentford0-1 34 12 7 15 50 49 +1 43 15 Aston Villa0-0 35 10 13 12 33 38 -5 43 16 Birmingham City 35 11 10 14 37 52 -15 43 17 Queens Park Rangers0-0 35 11 8 16 37 48 -11 41 18 Nottingham Forest0-0 35 10 8 17 46 58 -12 38 19 Burton Albion0-0 35 9 10 16 34 47 -13 37 20 Wolverhampton Wanderers0-0 33 9 9 15 39 44 -5 36 21 Bristol City0-0 35 9 7 19 44 52 -8 34 22 Blackburn Rovers0-0 34 8 10 16 38 50 -12 34 23 Wigan Athletic0-0 35 7 11 17 30 40 -10 32 24 Rotherham United0-0 35 4 6 25 32 77 -45 18

Bl**dy computers! Grrr!!!

That genuinely made me laugh out loud. The flapping goalkeepers being perticulalry funny. Good for lifting the gloom on here!

That genuinely made me laugh out loud. The flapping goalkeepers being perticulalry funny. Good for lifting the gloom on here!

That genuinely made me laugh out loud. The flapping goalkeepers being perticulalry funny. Good for lifting the gloom on here!

Anyone know what the bookies had for HT0-2, FT2-2?

Phew & grrrr at the same time!

OTIB is very mobile phone unfriendly.

Someone predicted a Newcadtle winner on 92.....

Unfortunately they have now

Totally. In the pub beforehand i was saying to Derby fans that i hoped we keep it to single figures.

I think most Coaches / Managers would have taken the strikers off. Completely bossed the first half and looked fantastic. Clearly attacking is our fortė and defending isn't.

Can we declare?

And boy do they still go on about it! But then again, so wuld we if roles were reversed. Having lived in Derby for nearly 30 years I'm getting pretty tired of our record against them and having to put up with the mickey taking at work / pub after yeat anothter defeat to them. I really really hope that we can get the occasional win against them (just for personal reasons) and this season we need it more than usual.

Anyone know how many points for a win??

I'll take one sixth of this....

Best get down the bookies for that double hat-trick then. Isn't that about 500-1?

For some reason I get great satisfaction seeing a score confirmed in (brackets).

http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/g/13420/Hat-trick.html Saturday 4th of February 2017 Live At 15:00 UK Bristol City First Last Anytime 2 Or More Hat-trick Tammy Abraham 16/1 Matthew Taylor 28/1 FT Bristol City 6 (six) - 0 Rotherham United Abraham 6' Abraham 7' Abraham 10' Taylor 46' Taylor 47' Taylor 90' The nurses say I'm being allowed out next Thursday.

Reminds me of:- Bobby Charlton was asked how he thought the England team of ’66 would have fared against Iceland. ” I think we’d have won 1-0 ” he replied. “Only 1-0?” Said the reporter. “Yes,” said Bobby. “Most of us are in our 70’s now!”

League Table P W D L F A +/- Pts 1 Brighton & Hove Albion 27 18 6 3 43 18 +25 60 2 Newcastle United 27 19 1 7 54 21 +33 58 3 Reading1-0 29 17 4 8 42 37 +5 55 4 Leeds United 28 16 3 9 39 27 +12 51 5 Huddersfield Town 27 15 4 8 32 30 +2 49 6 Derby County3-0 28 13 7 8 30 21 +9 46 7 Sheffield Wednesday2-2 28 13 7 8 33 28 +5 46 8 Barnsley1-3 29 13 5 11 48 44 +4 44 9 Norwich City 28 13 4 11 47 40 +7 43 10 Preston North End0-2 29 11 8 10 38 37 +1 41 11 Fulham 27 10 10 7 44 32 +12 40 12 Birmingham City0-1 29 9 10 10 31 39 -8 37 13 Brentford3-0 28 10 6 12 37 35 +2 36 14 Aston Villa0-3 28 8 12 8 28 30 -2 36 15 Cardiff City2-0 29 10 6 13 34 43 -9 36 16 Wolverhampton Wanderers3-1 28 9 8 11 37 38 -1 35 17 Ipswich Town0-3 29 9 8 12 29 37 -8 35 18 Nottingham Forest2-0 29 9 6 14 40 47 -7 33 19 Queens Park Rangers 28 9 6 13 27 39 -12 33 20 Bristol City2-2 28 8 4 16 37 41 -4 28 21 Burton Albion 28 7 7 14 28 38 -10 28 22 Wigan Athletic 27 6 7 14 24 32 -8 25 23 Blackburn Rovers 27 6 7 14 32 44 -12 25 24 Rotherham United0-2 29 4 4 21 27 63 -36 16