Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan

Yeah, I wonder how many they’d take to Bolton if they went there practically every year like we do? Newsflash Sagheads, having loads of plastics who suddenly make an effort when it’s a nice big ground you’ve never been to before doesn’t make you anything special. This is what they take when it’s a ground they visit every season....on a Saturday as well:

The look on his face says it all...

The person who started that thread, ‘syg’, was on here shortly after we signed Matty Taylor to tell us that the Football WORLD was DISGUSTED with our actions. The reality of course was either that people didn’t give a shit or actually thought to themselves “wow, aren’t Bristol Rovers proper shit and tinpot?” Typical Sag fantasist.

I don't admire them. I think most of them are mugs who practically allowed their club to sleep walk into Non League because asking questions and expecting better is seen as a bad thing up there for some reason? Too busy patting each other on the back telling themselves they're something special to fully appreciate what a laughing stock they've become. But this is exactly the sort of w@nky rubbish many of them come out with on a regular basis. They don't love their club more than we love ours, far from it judging by their crowds over the years compared to City. Not sure how we can be called 'plastic' or a 'franchise' when we've never left Bristol and still play at our spiritual home of over a century? Gaslogic....

Just out of interest, how many Season Tickets have they sold? I wouldn’t normally care but I keep getting told by Gasheads about how much more loyal they are than City fans and how they’d watch Rovers from the pavement if they had to.... I haven’t seen any mention of their ST sales anywhere? Also, are they still getting taken over by James Dyson or did that turn out to be a right load of old bollocks? Asking for a mate.

Spot on.

I was confused about that bit at the end, I wondered if he was referring to Milan who’s still here and would normally play that ‘role’ but maybe he meant Flint? **** knows? Either way, funny reaction to a mild bit of banter by LJ. I expect this particular specimen probably shat his pants in rage when Johnson made that quip after the Man Utd game suggesting that two thirds of Bristol support City.

Bitter, overreacting bitch of the week award goes to...

Happy to watch a football match standing on a pavement but never fill the terraces and seats inside their tiny ground.

Ahh, great..thanks. To be honest if my boss was someone like Steve Lansdown who has shown his ambition for the club over many years my answer to that question would probably be the same as LJs. Surely people wouldn’t expect him to say “oh, I dunno...hopefully in 5 years time we’ll be bumming around mid table L1”? I know Gasheads throw that quote about Europe at us on a regular basis but I’d much rather support a club that aims high. Instead of sneering in the shadows like they usually do perhaps they should try and get their own bosses to show a bit of ambition for once? Fat chance of that, they’re proud to be shit.

What was the question he was answering? (I can’t remember). Was he being asked where he would ‘like’ us to be in 5 years or where he ‘thinks’ we’ll be in 5 years.

Christ! Mind the Gap. One of them reckons Dopey could have a ‘field day’ with LJ and the Yeovil boss. I’m not sure exactly how Clarke could have a ‘field day’ with LJ? The bloke is hardly a master of wit and I doubt he’ll want to bring up the time he told everyone MT would only be sold for £10mil only to have his pants pulled down by LJ and City a few weeks later.

Nearly. The suggestion was to wave fivers at Morecombe fans.

Yeah, on OTIB

Here’s a selection of my favourite belters so far:

Yeah but they don’t just ban City fans for being City fans apparently....that Gashead berk who was on here the other week told us so.

Thank you for digging these out. Im going to read them later and laugh at all the deluded fools.

I love the bit where it says.. ”so once again Rovers find themselves in the shadow of their big brothers across the City” Some things never change.

“Hellooooo, we are the BEST club in Bristol now, the RICHEST club in Bristol...new stadium is on its way, what more do you want? happy days, unlucky da shit!” ”Uhh I have to say we’re worth more and bigger n betterrr than they’ll EVER be...it’s gonna be a perfect time, I think Premiership in foive years” Jakes dad (and Gasheads everywhere), Feb 2016.

Totally agree. He’s an overrated, arrogant bellend.

According to Markred they were all pissing themselves laughing that they got money for him?

Edited for accuracy.

It’s says a lot about the Gas that we can’t be sure if it’s real or fake.

Correct. He’s so shit that quite a few of them would take him back in a heartbeat, apparently.