Bazooka Joe

Agree. We definitely don't want another Liam "Coaching" Mann(ual)ing. To get us out of this mess we need someone like Nigel Fearsome.

That's a good feeling mein freund. Vee haf vays of making him walk.

Very admirable and good for you. However, I suspect our so-called "front foot football" may have been sending you to sleep.

One thing is certain. Three or more players will pick up an injury.

Dunno about dullest club, but Manning must be one of the dullest managers in the country. The football served up under Manning's tutelage is mind-numbingly dull.

It’s a lot worse than that. We’ve been on life support since Pearson’s dismissal. Manning’s football has put the fans into an induced coma. Everything within and around our club is atrophying due to the incompetence and stubborness of our owner and management team. Our hierarchy is arrogant, not fit for purpose and has wilfully become completely detached from the fan base.

No half measures. This clear out needs to be done properly. Otherwise we’ll keep on going round in circles. Get rid of both Minnion and Tanning.

I reckon "Jon" could be Jon Lansdown ! I admire his somewhat belated honesty.

That makes him a dope-smoking Dope. Weed be better off without him.

I expect the ticket prices are too high for an old veteran, such as you, toupée.

That's what we all hear whenever Manning speaks.

Yeh, they conveniently overlook or forget .......... SOUTHAMPTON !!!

I suspect Manning's a grasshead.

What a steal ! He's got to worth a least twice as much. Especially, after SOUTHAMPTON !!!

They played front foot football. So, if that's what front foot football looks like, what have we been playing?

Just like it once was at Liverpool.

I thought I had found the solution to this outpouring from Manning. I simply put it through Google translate. However, what I got back was . . . ”Verbal diarrhoea and gobbledygook cannot be translated to make any meaningful sense. Please refrain from overloading our systems and servers with such impossible tasks, as we will seek to recover costs for any damage caused”. Furthermore, no-one at Bristol City FC was able to assist me. The only response I got was “no-one is Manning the Fart”

Jay Da-ffyd Silva. “Bore Da” Silva !

Et tu Brianus ?

Tinnion the Snake, who speaks with forked tongue, will soon be hisss-tory. Sorry Sid, Vicious as this sounds, you know it's what you deserve.

Sq’ odd photo. Is it an Ashton Kate photoshop?

Remember these. But how I got my nickname is something completely different. Not for this forum.

Forgot to include the opening lines . . . . "Three liars desecrating our shirt Tinnion always scheming . . . "

So the (self) highly esteemed Brian Tinnion has been with us for 30 years. Reminds me of lyrics from a popular song. ”Thirty years of hurt Never stopped me dreaming”

Manning is learning on the job (though, from what I’ve seen, he’s a very slow learner). Anyway, for those who may be concerned about hearing this startling revelation, the good, and reassuring news is that Uncle Brian is his teacher. Yes, the same bumbling, incompetent Brian that has in 30 years learnt absolutely bugger all worth knowing or sharing. Apart from back-stabbing, sycophancy and alienating the fan-base through lies and his self-aggrandisement.