Bazooka Joe

Bentley is not as good as some say he is, and probably not as bad as others say he is. For me, he's a pretty average keeper, nothing more, nothing less. Seen a lot better, seen a lot worse. Overall, he's probably not as good as he thinks he is. A good mate of mine thinks Bentley is a Nissan Micra in disguise.

I agree, but they are not physically weak, they also lack mental strength and emotional intelligence, Unfortunately, many of our players have been identified as weak or "wimps" by the opposition and have buckled when targeted. We need players that can desTROY DEENEY and brutes such as him. We've not had a tiggerish, fiery, minder within our ranks for years. If we had at least one or two of these, we could bully others, the way they have bullied us. That would be a refreshing change. Imagine having a Gareth Chilcott or Ellis Genge type-character in our team !

Unfortunately 100% improvement on nothing = nothing.

So .... perm any two from three? Likely to be a hair-raising game.

Not Dirty Joey, he's one of the world's great unwashed.

45 crosses? Add one more to that. The cross we have to bear as City fans, One day all these crosses will hopefully amount to something and we'll crucify the opposition.

At the risk of others saying "Ono, not another new song", why not start a rendition of "All we are saying is give Pring a chance"

I suspect you lasted longer than many others.

As far as I'm concerned, if he didn't show him the yellow card it's not a booking. Having said that, you're right. The ref clearly did write something in his book. My guess is ... "I pity these Bristol City fans. They deserve better."

From where I was sat in the Dolman tonight (E34), it did not cross the line and the ball was headed onto the bar by one of our defenders and then cleared. Pity it was a a bit of snorefest as we had two young first-timers join our group, I suspect they won't be pressing to come again any time soon. When Naismith was forced to leave, and people realised that King was going to play centre-back, there were some scathing comments from those around me. However, to be fair, he did okay. But this has to be a one-off. I can't see him being asked to contend with Deeney & Co on Saturday.

But let's be honest, some of his designs are pretty sh*te !

So let's also organise a protest about the traffic jams caused by protests. This could go on for ever.

We should organise a protest against the protests.

Not so sure about that. It wouldn't be that easy for us.

A rubbish club run by two numpties . . . . Wael al-Qadi and Joey El-Bow. and let's not forget Irene El Ofa Trollop.

Mickey Mouse watch and a Mickey Mouse Club. As Donald Duck might say " "Short-of-a-few Quadi" must have been quackers to have bought that club. What a Wally !"

Haaland is immense but ..... would he score against our brilliant defensive unit? Ponder that.

I'm finding it hard to imagine Bailey dressed as a Casual.

They've been lucky sofa. He's made a big contribution in helping them creep up the table.

Smashing goal by Glass. No wonder Plymouth looked shattered.

Maybe Matt posted this tweet after being put on the spot.

Nice to see them sitting so low in the table. Surely this warrants them being renamed "Bristol Low-vers".

Another emabrrassing defeat for the Fewers. They need to chill out and get used to it. As Oliver Hardy said .... "Do you think some Accy Baccy will help them to relax, Stanley ? "

Instead of buying so many players one at a time, it would be more expedient for Forest to buy in bulk or, better still, simply take over a better but cheaper Premiership club, such as Brentford.

The BBC's royal correspondent has gone on record to thank Bristol Rovers' supporters for going above and beyond. Their impressive 90 minutes silence during the game against Lincoln City last Saturday was considered heart-wrenching. He was nonplussed when a colleague explained this was the norm for every game at the Fewmorial.