Porto Red

The Derby Blues? Sing it...

You and me both brother, you and me both

On the one hand, this is clearly quite brilliant. On the other, I'm really none the wiser ?

Apparently I did read 83 pages of this, but life is possibly too short to catch up with all 156 now, so could someone please précis the remaining 73? Muito obrigado

"Wardrobe"

At how bad we are?

This could still be heard in and around Dolman B when I was living in Bristol and a ST holder, so as recently as 18 years ago

"Our defence is w*nk" - must be a song in there somewhere

Hence the facial expression, we assume

Some good Barnets in the B-52s ?

Akos Bukkaki (I think I've spelt that right?)

Stephen Naismith!

Post of the year ?

If you're lucky, you'll lose the picture too

Good man (see what I did there)

Admire your persistence. Probably you didn't spend your adolescence in a trippy haze ?

I always forget somehow that the humorous name Saul Goodman doesn't actually originate with Breaking Bad, but the seminal psychedelic work(s) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Illuminatus!_Trilogy Which if you haven't read it, probably best not. There was someone on here with a Discordian profile image before. I forget. Anyway yeah, kick out the jams, and immanentize the eschaton

That's odd, that's not what I get. Albeit after the match has finished. I'll keep an eye on it. Where do you see this announcement from Reddit?

And for our overseas viewers, for whom many of the usual sites may be blocked as they are here, you'll always find one that works on here: https://redi1.soccerstreams.net/

I reckon that the universe is a giant brain, and my brain is a tiny universe. And so on upwards and downwards to infinity

We are ignoring the elephant in the room, which is of course those bank vault doors which have a - yes, you guessed it - wheel to open them ?

McDortmund

So, bragging that Sutton were heavily odds-on favourites to beat you, then. I think I need to invent a new word to mean something like the opposite of a humblebrag ? Edit: bumblebrag.

Bloody hell. All-nighter, was it?

Took me a while to work out that this was an anti-cocaine post rather than a pro-cocaine post (at least I think I've got that right ?). The thing is though, that a couple of fat lines really makes you need a shit, especially if it's cut with laxatives