WayOutWest

No....we did ha ha

I was chatting to my gas head mate. I was carefully explaining r****s situation, and the possibility that they might go into administration in the spring, due to the lack of funds by the ownership. To which he replied, r****s are too big to go into administration. To big a fan base to let that happen. I said well it happened to Hereford. To which he replied Hereford!!!!.....we are a much bigger club than Hereford, He asked me for more examples of clubs that have go into administration and subsequent liquidation only to reform, much lower down the leagues. I was trying to think: Newport County and Darlington spring to mind. I would put Moron FC on a par with them.

Same. But he sounded like a complete idiot. Clearly has some kind of agenda. Quiet frankly I couldn't care less what that is. Wouldn't want him anywhere near our club. Small minded, petty and obsinant. Expect that from the likes of Jose Mourinho. But the manager of Moron FC... Waste of air time. My ears and a thread.

Half a Tils"ton"?

Internet post of the day....brilliant fella

Best performance of the season. Destroyed a very good Derby side. Starting to believe we can really do something in this league. Patterson my MOM. But the togetherness of this squad is so evident. I think it's fair to say LJ has turned things around and fully deserved everyone's backing. They have set the standard now. Keep it up boys!!! Stevo

Yes. Its this constant need to do everything in a shit and frankly amateurish way. Then wear is like a badge of honour. It some how defines them. Shitness, followed by more much shitness its the r****s way. Hilarious.

Moron FC are like a festering boil on the prostitute Irene's bottom. When you play away games, Bristol has a collective sigh of relief, its got rid of the 30,000 village idiots for the day. You are the most irrelevant team in world football. You dont have to like it, but there it is. You have not earned to right to play us. During this time however, you have mercilessly provided us with a consistently high level of ammunition to throw back in your faces. It wouldn't be right as opposed fan base not to laugh at the following: Pipe Dream Arena Relegation out of the football league Getting beaten by Cheese and Ham FC Getting beaten by a team that might take you over Bath FC... twice Stadium upgrades: Curtains/paint/carpets (Not sure they are new carpets...but old ones cleaned) Buy your 10m rated player for 300K Your hopeless estimation of fans attending games Equine boxing Boob Cricket New Sprinklers A fence around your new training facilty Santas Grotto Hence the length of the thread. You are truly the gift that keeps on giving. On the rare occasion I have a bad day, I thank the lord I am not a g**Nobhead. That always always cheers me. Thanks and of course keep them coming. Stevo

Brilliant!!

Mark Ashton tapped up Taylor when he didnt re-sign immediately last summer. He technically was a free agent and open to offers. . Mark Ashton asked what wages he was on and what his release clause was. Taylor resigned after he rejected offers from championship clubs. Ever ask yourself why...probably not. You are deluded if you think anything else. Then comes the next available transfer window, we buy him. Guess how much he cost.....yes well done. The amount his release clause was. Rocket science is not. Please dont kid yourself that the dog worrier is capable of creating a bidding war. You dont have to like it. But there it is. Stevo

Looks like they have gone all seater. Is this the final nail in the UWE coffin.

Oi Nibor That's my pic. Please cease and Desist !

Love Chesham

If you are watching the BeIN sport feed. then yes, Americans seem to be very uncomfortable presenting football. It's all unnatural and she is just reading a script written by someone who probably doesn't watch much "soccer". The over use of nicknames always makes me laugh. But hey... I am sat in my front room with the sun coming up watching this on my telly in glorious HD. So thanks North America !

100% credit must be given to Luke Freeman. Crunching challenge on their p@@s taking winger. It changed the momentum of the game. Played off the park yet 1-1. Credit LF

This is a thread about r****s. Do try and keep up. Please feel free to start your own threads on those other teams if you wish. Your diluting this one with your agenda. Kindly move along Stevo

Mine is stable (ish)

Ditto

Not working for me... hope it gets a reboot

Maybe a combination of both? I believe LJ sets his team up to play with more of a focus on their strengths rather than ours. Different squad election for different teams depending on their personnel. But it seems to me, it takes him 45 mins to work the other team in game, then make his changes and we become a better side. I think the stats bear this out. We have consistently out performed teams in the second half. Is it scouting? Do we do a good enough job in this area. When we watch tapes of the up coming opposition, do we do a good enough analysis? This is an area we really need to improve upon, and if I have any criticism of LJ he needs to get our team setup better from the first whistle. This should result in a better performance first half. I am a big fan of LJ, and he is definitely on the right track. I am hoping that the appointment of DH will give him the time needed to focus selecting the right team. I am also a big fan of what the England cricket team is currently doing. They currently hire consultants on short terms contracts to help the team in certain areas. I am sure there is a wealth of knowledge out there ex players, ex managers that LJ can tap into. I would like the club to explore this possibility. If we are currently struggling defensively at set pieces, then approach say Lee Dixon. 2 week contract in a consultative capacity to help with Defensive structure. Just a thought. Stevo

Actual attendance from a creditable source BBC Website Birmingham City v Bristol r*****s Tuesday 14th Jan St Andrews - quoted away attendance 2,358 Apply Gassy A.R.S.E factor now 3000

Working for me mate

I call it the Gassy A.R.S.E factor. (Adjustment Required Supporting Exaggeration) Take any of their attendances, apply the Gassy A.R.S.E. factor and hey presto, you have an attendance higher than the actual. Example. Find out the actual attendance from a creditable source, say SkySports news. Bristol Rovers vs Crawley Town 7:45pm Tuesday 15th November The Memorial Stadium (Att: 3676) Now apply the Gassy A.R.S.E and its now over 5000!

I was one of them. First and only time I have left the ground at half time

All good