Red Faction

Poxy Wolves always bloody beat us, so the score is probably going to be: wolves 2 more than whatever we score. Id like us to beat them 94-0, as I used to work with a Wolves fan who was a total and utter (insert your rudest rude word here). I remember when we played Cambridge in the JPT area final and they beat us 2-0 with Armand One scoring both - for 2 days after he kept saying 'he was called one but he scored two'. And then laughing at his own 'joke'. Funnily enough that one person has made me hate Wolves ever since...

Or maybe not. Cue Benny hill music...

Jesus, our position on the 'as it stands' league table on the BBC website is stomach-churningly bad.

Ahhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggg my eyes! MY EYES!

I think you're right, but surely we're long overdue some luck or flukey goals that go our way?

"My Holloway"?