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  1. Good morrow maidens and sirs. Stoke. It's a shithole 'oop North'... alas, I can confirm. It's proper grim. Tonight, we welcome yet another Prem team hoping to crush 'little Bristol City'. "Who the fewk are they?" was chorused in homes across the Trent when it was announced at stupid o'clock British time that they were on their travels down the M1 and M5... So what can I tell you about Stoke itself? It's most famous for its potteries which lends it's tradition to the nickname for Stoke City (The Potters - nope, nowt to do with that wizard kid who whooped that big baddie wizard). Major potteries located in and around the Stoke area include Wedgewood, Royal Doulton, Royal Worcester, Wade, Spode and Moorcroft as well as many smaller scale ceramic makers. Plenty of choice as to which cup maker you drink your tea with your pinky out... in other industries, Bet365 is HQ'ed here (and the owners of Bet365 own Stoke City itself) as was the now defunct Phones4U (remember them? Can you do the weird hand gesture? I can... skills) Stoke has it's own 'angel of the north' called Golden which looks more like a giant orange carrot covered in some odd fungus. It's made of steel. Pic below. Famous peeps to hail from Stoke include Robbie 'I hate Gary Barlow' Williams (although he'll be an honorary BCFC fan tonight - he supports Stoke City neibs Port Vale), Lemmy from Motorhead (RIP) and Bob the Builder and serial shagger Neil Morrisey. Fun fact: Stoke has their own weird dialect just like ours. Except ours makes sense. We call trainers daps because of daps being a type of shoe. Some of their strange words include; Nesh - meaning soft/tender but can also mean to get cold. Slat - to throw Shug - sugar as in a term of endearment. They also coined the more famous term of endearment that is 'duck'. So if you meet some Stokies tonight, you'll understand them... you are most welcome. On to the football. Stoke City have some good and well known faces in their squad. The most obvious being the robotic bean pole Peter Crouch. He'll be looking over the top of the Lansdown Stand tonight if unselected. Jack Butland the Bristolian goalie may also feature as he 'comes home'. Ran by Leslie Hughes aka Mark Hughes (Some odd weird Welsh thing where they don't use their actual name), they trounced Rochdale 4-0 in the previous round. In the Prem so far, they've only beaten Arsenal (which tbf, is looking like a piece of piss for most clubs atm) and lost to Everton and Newcastle, whilst drawing with West Brom and the big boys Man U. I feel a 3-2 win for Stoke tonight. We will give them a run for their money no doubt, but I can see Crouchy if he makes it onto the pitch, just being that little bit taller than our jumping machine Aden Flint. Come on you reds... Ps. Here's an article I found during my research. They want our Joe and are gonna boo Leko. Hmmmm... http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-city-v-stoke-city-493163
  2. Dolman PA (Merged)

    Oh what a night! Robbored and Big Tone had their flares freshly pressed and their medallions on display. Just the right amount of chest fur showing...
  3. In the Courts

    Not versed in law but the fact the magistrate has sent it to the Crown Court and that LT hasn't entered a plea at this first stage, doesn't bode well should he be found/admit guilt.
  4. Pitch Invader

    Nudity in a public place being condoned? Who are you and what have you done with our Jules...
  5. Pitch Invader

    Does that mean we've got the A ok to invade the pitch if Frankie takes the next one and hammers it in the net? Frankie on pens!!!
  6. Pitch Invader

    Haven't seen any posts on the fella who vaulted from the SS into the disabled section and then over the ad boards and celebrated with the lads when Bob scored... Anyone knew who he was? Video from our own @Tim S (watch the bottom left screen)
  7. Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

    Found another gem on Twitter folks and it's gold.
  8. Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

    Exactly what I suspect. Heard a rumour that when DC signed his new contract, a clause was entered that says he can leave immediately if he wasn't happy with the budget/stadium issues and if a club in a higher division came in for him... Can see this having some legs...
  9. Think that may have been a mod edit. :laugh:
  10. Redknapp leaves Brum!! (Merged)

    This has Dopey written all over it this time...
  11. New Goal GIFs!

    Here's the new gif in question. Seeing as Fammy and Pato's haven't changed, can only assume it's just Bobby...
  12. New Goal GIFs!

    Joe Bryan responds...
  13. Pasty-Gate

    What stand was this in? This is frigging awesome!
  14. New Goal GIFs!

    Yes! I can't work out if they are grey, green, blue or a mixture of all 3.