ColeCiderRed

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Dyson would be a great fit for a club that 'suck' at everything they do.

Thanks for your efforts... Although to save you time. Here are your likely disposal options. NPW - Not Proceeded With & NFA - No Further Action

Surely you mean a 'high 6' don't you Banbury?

Why is it sat on two wheels holding handle bars? Ooooooh, it's a bike!

Never knew Steve Bruce sold computers

I was with him!

Is his mum a horse? Probably a right old mare!!

@Fordy62 Hello mate. I think this bloke needs his hard drive checked. Easy detection for you there.

seen on a few social media outlets Wolves wishing Villa luck! If R#*ers were ever good enough to play in our league and had the opportunity to prevent a rival promotion team gaining on us. There's no way I would wish them luck. Strange lot up there mind.

A Tera-Tilson

Most giving credit. But, jealousy is a very ugly trait. Some predicting we won't have anywhere near as much of the ball v Citeh! That might be the case but we will bloody well enjoy it. Some are calling the team a 3rd string team... Just to remind the blue few: Lukaku £75m Pogba £89m Martial £59m Mkhitaryan £34m Shaw £33m Lindelof £32m Rojo £18m Darmian £16m Blind £15m Hardly 3rd string. Mean while in Horfield the Evolution is starting today.... Honest!

bless em, they actually think that if we lose we will all be crying into our pints. If it was the only thing to cling to this season, then maybe. we are going well in the league and have so much to play for. I for one won't be massively sad if we get beat. They are world class in comparison after all. Sad f#**ers the village tent people!

Oh my giddy aunt! Now I dislike Pulis with a passion, but, do they really believe he'd go there? Shouldn't be surprised as I understand they said the same of Big Sam. The delusions of grandeur are beyond belief with them lot. Although when you're the 6th richest club in the country, you have to aim for the sky!!

How long til some sad sag suggests 'Tiny Penis is available, we should get him in, he'll go a job'.

yes, yes we are ha ha ha

Are you watching Ashton Gate?!

https://www.theleaguepaper.com/featured/9500/clarke-rovers-infrastructure-is-30-years-behind-the-times/ 30 years behind off the pitch. 17 years behind on it. #TickTock

Ironic really as that is nearly a page for every game they've not played us in league football. I say almost (+ 200 odd) #ComingForUs

he has lovely blue (blew) eyes. one blew this way one blew the other!

Take a look at @ColinMurray's Tweet: been in our shadow so long, still thinks it's acceptable to use a bum bag!

The family. Sound like some mobsters!! Or another well known family. Dunna na na, click, click. Dunna na na, click, click. Dunna na na, Dunna na na, Dunna na na. Click, click... Altogether now... Your sister is your mother, your uncle is your brother.....

Take a look at @d0ns_'s Tweet:

Good night Irene, Good night Irene. I'll see UWE in my dreams.

On recent events..... I Rest MY Case! #TheGift