Red Homer

Stupid FlashScores, said it was Sam Bell! And it looks like it was Raph Aroye that scored the OG! Mods, delete the topic please!

Good 3-1 win for the U21s today, interesting to see that Sam Bell had a run out (although he did score an OG). Is he likely to see any first team minutes in the last couple of games this season?

If you mean the drummers, I had the misfortune to sit in front of them at the recent game against Spurs. They bring absolutely nothing to the match day experience.

That's because, just like with the mens team, they were let down massively in both summer and January transfer windows. Had a couple of decent acquisitions been made, they could have had the extra couple of wins, and a couple of draws that would see them not rooted to the foot of the table. Couple that with Lauren Smith's insistence on playing players out of position, refusal to move from playing 1 up front (apart from giving Shania Hayles, the best finisher at the club, the last 5 minutes of the occasional game) and like for like, rather than tactical, substitutions (where have I seen that before?!). A massive opportunity missed.

Average is just under 7.4k, 5th behind Arsenal, Chelsea, Man U and Man C.

It also had red and white half and half shorts, so ended up looking like red and white quarters. It was 1992, and my 12 year old self wrote in to Four Four Two to complain about it, and rhe fact it made the kit look like a red version of the gas kit, letter was published and I was told to calm down and have a cup of tea by the editor!

Wiggy is playing with his latest band, Karen, at Louisiana on 24th April.

Nibor was Les Kew, wasn't it something to do with his daughter?

Probably wouldn't turn up for the final though.

Being left footed on the right wing hasn't done Bukayo Saka any harm! He's another that I could watch all day, every day.

And now pretty firmly back out of it, and the WSL

And back on again - its like my kids playing with the light switch!

And game back off again

But it creates a winning atmosphere

I was at this game, had a trip to Halfords at Cribbs in the morning to pick up my new air horn, turned up to the game with my binbag full of ripped paper for the ticker-tape. Sat behind the goal in the East End and have a vague memory of Tins scoring a beauty direct from a free-kick in the first half, only for it to be disallowed. Can anyone confirm this?

Brooke Aspin has always had the holes cut in her socks, although I've never seen any player, male or female, that takes it to the extremes that she does!

Prem quality teams such as West Ham?

Used to make a rather nice sausage and bacon roll, always had to have one when stopping in to Selco (while the office rang our office to sort out our credit limit normally!). Was his name Martin or am I getting confused?

The crayons might make a bit of a mess of the screen, probably better using the back of a roll of leftover wallpaper.

Had the same problem when I went to watch the womens team against Man Utd - 14k attendance and they had two turnstiles open. Tickets wouldn't load, so from then on all tickets are now screenshot and WhatsApp'd to my wife and girls before I've even left the house.

Tom Kerridge

I had the 6ft inflatable T-Rex in the East End, fresh in from New York that morning

We drew 1-1 at home, lost 2-0 away I think.

Let's twist, just for a laugh!

Has Liv done something to piss you off? I notice during and after every game that you have a real downer on her. You seem to have forgotten that a) she is a very young keeper and b) she wasn't even supposed to be here this season, was supposed to be out on loan but was called back to cover for injuries but is now keeping an experienced Haaland out of the team.