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  1. Last night I had a vision of a long range Massengo effort deflecting into top left hand corner to secure a city win. Highly unlikely but I sees what I sees.
  2. oh yes...so so sweet, very nervy at the end there
  4. You could do with a question mark at the end. It's not essential but it would help with comprehension.
  5. Barber shops where they serve a beer to the clients. And they call other people "dude" they also sell hair wax to the dudes for £15 because it's got a name like "old man Ben's miraculous sculpting mould" In those barber shops men discuss how they saw some great tight jeans in the shops the other day but didn't have time to buy them because they had to get to the post office before it closed because they were getting some face cream delivered and they wanted to make sure their skin looked its best because they were going on a date that night. Luckily though they borrowed some extra tight jeans from the barber and when they tried them on they both said "living the dream" and "smashing it" together. The barber raised his hand for a high five but the client was looking at his immaculate new hair cut in the mirror so didn't see. "don't leave a brother hanging" said the barber. "I got you bro" said the client. They did a huge high five that echoed around the barber shop. A brand new customer entered. "so... " he said "I was passing by and started checking out some of the hair tonics on display in your window. I then checked out you two high fiving like a mother funker. So I came in here to check out what vibe you've got going on. I've already had two haircuts this week but thought I might check out a new style. Actually there's a new barbers down the street. I might go and check that out. Yeah I'm going to check it out, but I might come back and check you guys out next week" The barber shrugged and said "why don't we all check out the new barber?" He took 250 pounds cash from the till "dudes, these cuts are on me" he announced and the three of them headed down to the latest barbers on the High Street.
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