The dastardly red

That's gold Silvio, gold!

Hmmmm

Oh dear

Good from Anthony King too

Love you Andi, thank you!

A jellied 'ammer.

Tommmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

I really don't like the way Manning keeps saying "right?" At the end of sentences. I haven't noticed him saying "terrific" but I'd be very happy if he said "terrific" in place of "right?" That would work for me.

Satan's testicles are red.

My god that would be amazing.

I thought he sounded suitably sombre when announcing the subs.

Really should've come for the first imo, I think it played on his mind hence getting caught out for the second. We were poor all round, not read this whole thread but hope Max isn't getting too much stick.

Hi, welcome. Here's the categories, can you get your nominations in by new year's eve please? With a little blurb on why you chose them. 1. Top 3 all round 2. Good moaner 3. Away days reporting 4. Humour 5. Non football Cheers my darlings

This really pulls on the old chart strings. God bless you Dave.

Well done City

To me it read like you were referring to one of the England players. Thanks for clearing that up by naming the cause of your chagrin.

I beg your pardon

Cheat Codes is a brilliant album

Slightly related, has Suarez ever won a major trophy? Can't remember if he ever won the Chompians League.

I saw Lee running in a marathon once. There was about half a mile left and he was really puffing and struggling. He came to a stand still, hands on his knees, cheeks red as a city shirt. Someone from the crowd shouted "quick, use a few buzz phrases Lee". His eyes lit up and he fired off a stream of corporate jargon the hot air created from which powered him triumphantly over the finishing line.

Liam Gallagher! Yessssss

Did he want you to get the pint because he couldn't get served or did he just want you to pay for his drink?

Bumping this thread so that it's easy to find for people who have come from the Bristol Cool List thread in football chat.

Did he unleash some serious corporate jargon and use the platform of television to power a few red hot buzz phrases directly into local living rooms?