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Major Isewater

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  1. Lauren Bacall, she knew what was going on . Smokin’ Brigitte Bardot , she just oozed raw , animal sex appeal .
  2. It’s not a ‘ lovely daaaaaaaay ‘ as Bill is no longer Withers . Rest in peace and thank you for the music.
  3. The same surgeon as earlier but a different patient. « Mr Smith , I have some good news and some bad news which do you want first ? « « Oh no , I’ll take the bad news first « « Well , we are deeply sorry but we amputated the wrong leg « « My God ... and what is the good news ? « « Well ,your other leg got better «
  4. In hospital the surgeon approaches the patient’s bed , « Mr Jones , I have some good and some bad news , which do you want first ? « « Well give me the bad news first then perhaps the good news will compensate « « Well the bad news is that we had to amputate both your legs « Feeling below his waist Mr Jones ,starts to sob at his loss . Then recomposing himself he asks , « So what is the good news ? « « The bloke in the next bed wants to buy your slippers «
  5. I started a band at college we were called the Gimix. It may be coincidence that John Cooper Clarke put out an album called ‘ Gimmicks play loud ‘ .
  6. The Stranglers , they even parted company with Hugh Cornwell as they thought he was taking them too much into pop music . He was also a bit too much into heroine . Motorhead , Lemmy , the most honest rocker the world has or will ever know . He lived for rock , loud and proud right til the end .
  7. Ah good old Major Binge Watch , went to Sandhurst together .
  8. Hubnut vlogs are good , if you like unfashionable run of the mill cars and a decent, modest bloke who conveys his passion for them.
  9. Oasis. Beatles tribute band without either the intelligence or wit to come any where near their level . I can’t stand them but many love them.
  10. RIP My thoughts are with his family and loved ones.
  11. Who ? Message to self ; be original or be quick ,
  12. Bryan Jonestown Massacre , incredible output and incredible , ahem , input . Anti-pop psychedelic rock. Anton Newcombe is a bit of an eccentric and an antagonistic synt. The most amazing thing about him is that he’s not dead with the amount of interesting substances he’s introduced to his body and the number of people he’s pissed off . I saw them a few years ago and people in the audience were calling out for certain songs to be played . Newcombe stopped playing and started hurling abuse at them . He said ‘ We aren’t going to do what you say ‘ I shouted out ‘ stop playing ‘ .
  13. No , sold out . They went pop after Night at the Opera . They even admitted that they wrote songs with easy hook lines that people would sing . They were a fantastic , imaginative rock band who took the easy route to making money . They were a good pop band but , in my opinion, could have been so much more and I was disappointed with a large part of their material after ‘ Opera ‘. ‘ A day at the races ‘ was just a rehash and contained the songs not good enough for ‘ Opera ‘ . ‘ News of the World ‘ ‘ Jazz ‘ !!! I still love them but as I say they disappointed me . Look at artists like Bowie who developed music , experimented , pushed it on to new levels. Queen are so talented who knows what we would be listening to today if they had retained artistic credibility.
  14. They are really a ‘ cult ‘ band . They never achieved the recognition they deserve.
  15. I don’t recognise the last one , was it Cliff Richard ?
  16. And I can’t forgive him for being the artist that kept ‘ God save the Queen ‘ off the top of the charts . We mean it man .
  17. Back in the day you were either ‘ ABBA ‘ or ‘ Bucks Fizz ‘ ...
  18. Good call . Fantastic voice went to waste . As for ‘ Sailing ‘ or ‘ Lady Jane ‘ ...
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