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Major Isewater

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  1. ‘ All rides £1.50 ‘ Irene’s going to be busy ...
  2. Life was extremely ‘ tribal ‘ in the seventies , Mods fighting rockers , Punks fighting teds , Nazis fighting Anti Racists , Police fighting Miners ... Throw in jealousy over our success and there is your division. My City supporting grandad, bless his soul, was an open and reasonable man who wouldn’t have never been seen dead supporting the Gas .
  3. I sing in a top choir and there is no secret to how we keep tempo - REPETITION REPETITION , RÉPÉTITION. We also have a choirmaster who knows how to get a tune out of us !
  4. Reminds me of a conversation that I had with a customer who questioned our delivery charge . He said our competitor offered free delivery, I asked him why he didn’t shop there then and he replied ‘ they hadn’t got any ‘ . I said ‘ we deliver free of charge when we haven’t got any as well ‘ .
  5. If he could just translate the rhetoric into results then we would be way clear at the top of the Championship. I like how he tries to educate the fans , much like a certain SOD , and feel that he is a good asset media wise to the club however I am still a little ill at ease with the concept of ‘ how great things are at Bristol City ‘ when we haven’t, as yet , done anything concrete to show it working . Did Sheff Utd explain how fantastic they were or did they just go about the job in hand ? I am desperate for LJ to get us promoted because I don’t doubt his motivation or investment in the club but I want what Elvis wanted , ‘ a little less conversation, a little more action please ‘ .
  6. more time to get Afobe back fit . Although knowing our luck he’ll get the freaking virus .
  7. If we make the play off final then form , class and reputation go out the window. It’s not luck but unknowns that often dictate the result of a final , a yellow card restricting a player’s effectiveness, an injury , a ref’s error ... We just need to get there and hope that this is , finally, our time.
  8. He still has a boy’s body ... ( the Police are looking in to it )
  9. The difference is that we try to buy in better players as replacements.
  10. I’ve never warmed to him . I think he’s a bit of a chancer as well .
  11. Nikki also looks well hard , type of bloke a forward doesn’t want to be messing with .
  12. It’s not that he was subbed off yesterday but that he is perceived to be subbed off more frequently than other players , a complete paradox when you look at the bloke’s build . Can you honestly say that you don’t half expect Baker to come off at some time during any given game ? It does not sit with our image of a tough tackling , no nonsense brick shithouse defender .
  13. That’s him . Killing his very own radio star .
  14. We’re coming towards the end of the season, the business end , where sales of Isewater’s Squeaky Bum Oil rocket and stress and fatigue take their wretched toll on the athletes we come to cheer on. It’s survival of the meanest , most determined tribe and to hell with the rest . Don’t expect sexy football just drama , Himalaya highs and gut wrenching lows where the ground is implored to swallow up the hollow losers.
  15. I believe that since the arrival of baby Bentley Daddy’s performances have been a little bit below his high standards. It’s great to have two top keepers with the young guns coming on in leaps and bounds .
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