If they finish level on goals, it goes to assists. Then fluffed sitters. Then lost causes chased.
If still level after all this, there will be a long debate on here, followed by a vote. By which point one or both of them will have signed for a Championship club.
In fairness, some of the comments after home games make you wonder about the value of being there, and seeing the game. But leaving managers and coaches and journalists out of this........
Sums us up today, if you want. The final whistle at Posh, summary would differ from that.
Fer me, like, right now (whilst allowing for one or two having a game in hand) 15th with 8 games to go. Sums us up.