I'm Sparti-Bob

That is, literally, a cupboard under the stairs... That is, literally, a cupboard under the stairs...

I know this one! It's 'b' isn't it? Do I win a prize? ?

I might have missed it amongst the arguments, but why on earth would anyone (adult or child) bring raw eggs to a football match?

No different to the majority of us then. The title of this thread does come across as a bit 'told you so', I just wondered.

So question to @Bar BS3, did you want NP or not?

100% this!

Fixed that for you ?

Sainsburys or the CPS I reckon.

And blame someone else when it doesn't...

Maybe they mean Dean Sturridge? No idea how old he is now but he'd probably still be better than whoever they've got at the moment?

Correct. It all ties in with the Fruit Market rumours. They're not building a stadium, Wally's just getting his very own stall ?.

Very sad to see Ken Masters has really let himself go, he's certainly not as I remember him ?. I guess this is what happens when you associate yourself with Rovers for too long.

All assuming he hasn't already got a pathetically low release clause built in to his current contract. Their far too savvy to make that mistake again, aren't they...

Come on Eileen?

I seriously hope so ?

Just to be clear, is the game in question football or boob cricket?

Unfortunately, yes.

I expect Lansdown has shares in Go Outdoors and he stipulated this as a condition of sale...

I think they'd struggle to afford Sonia, those trumpets aren't cheap you know...

I quite like the sponsor, opens up a whole world of possibilities. I'll start: Football today, bankrupt tomorrow.

Think how surreal it would be if he re-filmed it wearing his Arsenal shirt? Surely that might be worth a 'like'? If he could squeeze Rollin Mayonnaise into the mix I'd even be tempted to subscribe

Free Cuddles

And it was 2 years ago today they realised that they weren't

Possibly when they played Bradford away?? Seem to remember watching them lose a lunchtime kickoff a few months ago.

Gauntlet thrown, and duly accepted. I will happily fund said tattoo, I'll even throw in a beer or two beforehand. I reckon I've got a fair few years to save up . You seem like one of the good guys, and you give out (& take) some decent banter . Many happy returns for your birthday.