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Gert Mare

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  1. Typical Sag. Projecting everything that is wrong with their fan base onto us. Does he forget their little video of the chap running over the Suspension Bridge, past Ashton Gate to get to the sister he impregnated in hospital to present her with a ‘Tesco Carrier Bag’ styled baby grow for their offspring before it has a chance to choose a proper club to support other than those desperate and deluded pikey squatters? In football it’s called Banter. It’s something that historically they were always quick to dish out, but could never take themselves. Instead, when the banter comes back they resort to playing the victim and attempt to take some moral high ground. You can see the green-eyed Sag monster as soon as he starts off, but ask him if he is a jealous Sag and he’s guaranteed to say ‘no’ and then blurt on about how he is only interested in his loyal, faithful and true family club before attacking the opposition players in the goal net because their team has been awarded a penalty. Absolute deluded weapon. Thanks for confirming what we already know about the average Sag supporter and the reason why this thread continues to prosper. The gift
  2. Just like Bury, they will end up being sold for £1. The Mem will end up being turned into a housing estate and the Sags will have to reform on the downs with their 20-30 faithful and true watching from the pavements.....unless it is raining, then they won't be bothered and just stay in the pub getting hammered, reminiscing about their Tote-End days and telling stories of how they were loved all over the country.
  3. Since 1977. Just took it for granted that we were a top flight side at the time. It was an amazing time. There was really only one team in Bristol back then
  4. A 'massive' 3388. My god they are so ******* tinpot I don't know whether to laugh or cringe....or both!
  5. They were consumed with envy and rage at that time. You couldn't even mention City without being asked to put your pint down and sort it out in the pub carpark by the rabied tote enders, literally foaming at the jowls. It was around Christmas time and the pubs have those posters up advertising the Sky Sports schedule for December. I think Bristol City was being shown at least 3 times that month and they were absolutely off their nuts about it. Then the festive adverts were being shown for the upcoming matches and Bristol City were getting mentioned left right and centre and they started going on about how ******* sick to death they were of having to hear about 'Da Shit' all the time and how it was ruining their Christmas. I remember being told that it would all become better once City had been humiliated by Man United as they had totally written us off. I decided to watch the match in the pub as I couldn't get a ticket and as it was a massive Gas pub I was being taunted about turning up to witness da shit get butt ******. There were more than a few comments about the 'Snake' and how he was totally out of his depth.......until he set up Korey Smith. The fact that the Snake had contributed to City going through was the final straw and they started moaning about having to watch yet more of City over the Christmas period and I was told in no uncertain terms not to mention anything about City. Most of them downed their pints and ****** off because they couldn't bare to hear all of the positive post-match analysis and commentary. In fact, the landlord was told to switch over, so I had to catch up on it when I got home.
  6. How ironic.... Makes a change from stealing stadiums I suppose. The squatters living up to their name both as a club and as a fan base. The Gift
  7. They are only quiet because they have been so abysmal, just like when they went out of the football league when they went on total shutdown until they crept back into the football league on penalties and had an open top bus tour to celebrate. We also need to remember that Barnet (who went up as champions) just got on with it. No open top tour of Barnet. But that is typical tinpot Gas, they’d have an open top bus tour for picking up a point away at Sutton, whilst gloating about their massive away following
  8. I scored from inside my own half. We were 3-0 down with about 15 minutes to go and we had a corner and being a centre back we took it in turns to go up for the corners. The ball went into the box and was hoofed clear into our half and the opposition were on a breakaway. The ball came into the centre circle and was being charged down by one of the opposition forwards. I thought I would just bang it back towards their 18 yard box as their attacker came towards me. I hit the ball really sweet and it went like a rocket. Their keeper had come towards the edge of his 18 yard box and then started back peddling. It went in just under the bar right in the centre of the goal and I saw the net bulge, looked round and saw our manager jumping up and down shouting “******* get in”! I just stood there in disbelief. I never scored many, but that one was a blinder. Even the opposition congratulated me after the goal which was weird too.
  9. I don’t think it needs a sub forum. If the shoe was on the other foot they would be taking the piss on a daily basis. Plus, during this depressing pandemic and equally depressing season it’s good to have something to laugh about. If you aren’t interested in a thread then don’t look at it. Live and let live and chill out a bit.
  10. They were calling him ‘Brent’ on the Sunderland forum last night. They were begging for the same changes to be made but Johnson was obviously watching a different game. Saw this article which just about sums up what they think of his footballing language....
  11. Brownhill is a solid player and doesn’t look out of place in Burnley’s midfield. He was getting better when he left us. We have certainly missed someone with his energy in the middle of the park this season.
  12. Could be? As Jaily said to the lap it up knuckle draggers the other week, “There’s a ******* church down there!”
  13. I took the Tote End with the missus earlier today. As I was leaving I saw a Neanderthal with a ‘FTG’ number plate drive past the IKEA end. I had a little chuckle to myself. Needs to change that ‘U’ to a ‘D’ though.
  14. 1-0. Time for the 5th formation change of the match. Tombola being prepped.
  15. You took the ‘Turk End’ then!
  16. They’ll be queuing for this soon. Due out in the supporters portacabin shop mid-june. A must have for Joey fans....
  17. Football is such a simple game but we always try to over complicate it with science. The recipe is pretty straightforward. A manager who can communicate to players in their language and who can motivate them. A spine of quality players Leaders Fitness Be tough to breakdown first Win the first ball and if you can’t do that bloody well win the second. Score more goals than the opposition Never try to defend a 1 goal lead as you end up dropping deep and inviting the opposition to come at you. Play to win Any other stats don’t win you promotion Too often we have played to run the clock down going nowhere. A sideways pass or a back pass isn’t clever nor entertaining, it’s lazy. 1974, Eastville. Cashley big punt, bounces once, Keith Fear dispatches it in the bottom corner. Took about 4 seconds. It ain’t rocket science.
  18. They also pretend that we don’t exist and they are not obsessed with us. Any mention of 82 or ‘da shit’ and the thread is immediately moved to their General Sport Chat section where nobody goes. Probably because there aren’t enough Sags to fill the ‘Gas Works’ section, let alone other areas of their forum........like their ground then I suppose?
  19. Think they might have forgotten that they are now in the basement? Delusion level 10
  20. I would have liked to have seen Walsh retained, but he has hardly featured for us and gave his best performances away from Ashton Gate in League 1 with Coventry. We won't be the only club releasing players that could do a decent job elsewhere remember and we now have a proven manager in place which hopefully help persuade better quality players that we are serious about our ambition as a club.
  21. Except any new manager they appoint. They think there is a blue ‘half’. The clue is in their shirts....Blue ‘quarter’
  22. Really? ******* brilliant! The gift . They’ve been banging on about how they ‘might decide to keep him’ like it’s an honour for the bloke to be there! ******* deluded belters. Luke Leahy is ******* off because Rovers are a ******* Tinpot joke of a club peddling backwards. In a statement earlier today Leahy said “Well, I’m hardly going to miss plying my trade in a ramshackle shithole full of tents am I? It’s a ******* no brainer. I’m off to salvage my career. Goodnight and Good riddance Irene”
  23. Just name it the "Sir Colin Daniel Stand" and be done with it....now back to Rovers bashing.....Jaily Barton's court case is 7th June.
  24. Nuff said. Typical of Gasheads to try and take the moral high ground for the benefit of other fans all over the country that apparently love them, but they’re full of disdain for City when they are amongst their own knuckle draggers. It’s in their DNA. The first sniff of us in trouble and they will all emerge from their caves in their droves singing the blues. We know it. At the end of the day it’s all banter. We can just swallow the pill better than them and that’s what makes winding them up so much fun.
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