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Gert Mare

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  1. Yes, I remember it. Didn’t they turn up for their ‘love-in’ bottom buddies from the North East, Sunderland? I’m surprised that they didn’t go ahead with their open top bus tour of Kingswood anyway, like they did for their massive achievement of finishing 2nd in non-league football. Being the most hypocritical bunch of melts on the planet they go from ‘boycotting’ to saying “Well this is different, it’s for the kids”……….Yes, that would be the over 50 bald headed tote end monkey spanking neanderthal kids then!
  2. As our dear friend the bald-headed *** would say…. ”What more do you want? I would say it’s a perfect time. Conference in 5 years. ‘ERE WE GO!”
  3. Vol 2 1. BOOOOOOO! ******* Dog Shit! 2. Bristol City, We’re Coming For You 3. Hellllllloooooo, Unlucky Da Shit 4. I’ve ‘ad 2 Divorces 5. ******* Snake! 6. That’s It! We’re Down 7. You’re a ******* disgrace! 8. I Feel Sorry Fer ‘Im (Boo Hoo Hoo) 9. Sheeed’ead 10. It’s Your ******* Fault You Bald-Headed ***!
  4. I was dating someone years ago and prior to me getting with her she told me that she had been intimately involved with a City player. I was at her house one night and the City player phoned her but she said she was seeing someone else now. Years later I was sat in work talking about it and mentioned the City player in question only for a work colleague to mention that he was her mum’s bloke and had been at the time he was knocking off the girl I was with. Needless to say my reminiscing went down like a shit sandwich
  5. After “It’s your ******* fault you bald-headed ***”……….
  6. Oh, I very much hope so….. ‘Heartwarming’ not ‘Heartbreaking’
  7. Well, if you listen to the Gasheads I know, regardless of who currently plays for Rovers they'll reel off:- Frankie Prince, Smash and Grab, Paul Randall and Olly Olloway. When probed a little more they will mention Ricky Lambert because he scored 'that goal against the shit' and they all had a collective tug when he played for England. This team of about 6 geriatrics are managed by Gerry Francis. That's about it from the 'Stuck in the 70's Neanderthals'.
  8. The undisputed champions of Tinpottedness. The Doncaster United blue glass trophy is on its way to Wally now.
  9. Ok. You’re DELUDED! Quote Options Select Post Deselect Post Report Post Back to Top Tough game today and call me deluded but I just have a feeling we will sneak this one by the odd goal…. Don’t think it’ll be particularly pretty and at times it’ll be backs to the wall but just have a gut feeling we’ll do it… but I just have a feeling we will sneak this one by the odd goal…. Don’t think it’ll be particularly pretty and at times it’ll be backs to the wall but just have a gut feeling we’ll do it…
  10. Then you are very much in a minority. The majority of Gasheads are totally deluded when it comes to supporting the blue quarter(s) of Bristol. Faithful and True. Massive fan base. Big fish in a small pond. Take 40k (26k in actual figures) to Wembley. Massive away following - the envy of many clubs (all of which LOVE ROVERS and HATE THE SHIT by the way!) Most believe their 'perceived' massive fan base means that they are a big club who deserve to be in the Championship and at least one place higher than DA SHIT! Oh....and your comment about remembering the 1970's....Well, you are definitely a true Gashead then. You couldn't be a proper Gashead if you didn't reminisce about the Tote End, Smash 'n' Grab, Paul Randall and the famous bore fest penalty shoot out lottery win over Sheffield United in the Watney Cup. Being stuck somewhere between 1972-1978 in terms of memory defines your average Gashead.....with splashing of 2nd May and a bit of 1982.
  11. Could have been because of his Oxford connection and their rivalry with Reading. He probably wanted to be amongst the fans hoping to see a City victory, and for a change we actually got one!
  12. No. As soon as she saw the horses she would have started punching the shit out of the machine, the alarm bells would have started going off and she'd have been thrown out, whilst remonstrating that it was the Ted's fault and playing the victim.
  13. Stephanie plans to purchase a seat in Row M. You'd win more in a pub bonus ball draw. Absolute Tinpot.
  14. I had a conversation last week with a few Sags. I decided to test out the Gas logic theory. I said that I thought that the problem with some Rovers and City supporters (mentioned us gurt Ted's as well as I didn't want them to immediately start a fight) think that the club is bigger than it actually is. I said that realistically City should find it difficult to stay in the Championship and that Rovers are where they should be. As soon as I mentioned Rovers level being League Two one of them mentioned that they could easily be in the Championship or pushing for the Championship because of their 'fanbase'. So I challenged the fan base theory and stated attendance facts and pointed out that they don't have a pot to piss in and that their ground is falling to bits with tents and is an eyesore and an embarrassment. Another Sag agreed with me that you can't measure the size of a club by its fanbase alone and also agreed that the Mem is a total shithole and that they don't have a pot to piss in. Fair play. However, he then ruined it all by stating that Rovers should at the very least be in League One. Totally delusional. Jaily's team of strangers are apparently a top 6 side in the division below where they should be by right. Cracking start then! Apparently their turn out at Mansfield was impressive. The toothless wonders had come out of their care homes for a nostalgic trip down Tote-End memory lane and by all accounts there was a bit of the old traditional 1970's style behaviour. It was probably all down to Mansfield being known to have a massive Ted following. Regardless of the result on the pitch, their family club shenanigans off the pitch were something to be 'prowed' of. They really do believe their fanbase is too big for League Two and that their away following is the envy of every club outside of the Premier League. Gas logic proven. Belters!
  15. Asked about the latest incident from the Ragass Rovers messiah a spokesperson from the FTG Tote-Ender One Tooth 70's Aggro Supporters Club said "Yeah, dunno, fair play. Just get us a pre-season friendly against Sabadall (Sabadell) Joe, annit?"
  16. Wow! What's depressing is having nothing to be excited about and nothing to feel positive about. After more than a year of restrictions and detachment from friends and families as well as the impact on people's well-being and financial position and a media hell bent on causing division a victory in a major international final will bring people closer together and lift spirits all round. We've had to wait 55 years to celebrate success in international football (and we may yet have to wait a bit longer - who knows?). Personally, I hope we do win it and it brings everyone closer together and I'm convinced that it will do wonders for people who have suffered with mental health issues. It's fantastic to have something to feel really positive about for a change. There has been far too much negativity in the world recently.
  17. Typical Sag. Projecting everything that is wrong with their fan base onto us. Does he forget their little video of the chap running over the Suspension Bridge, past Ashton Gate to get to the sister he impregnated in hospital to present her with a ‘Tesco Carrier Bag’ styled baby grow for their offspring before it has a chance to choose a proper club to support other than those desperate and deluded pikey squatters? In football it’s called Banter. It’s something that historically they were always quick to dish out, but could never take themselves. Instead, when the banter comes back they resort to playing the victim and attempt to take some moral high ground. You can see the green-eyed Sag monster as soon as he starts off, but ask him if he is a jealous Sag and he’s guaranteed to say ‘no’ and then blurt on about how he is only interested in his loyal, faithful and true family club before attacking the opposition players in the goal net because their team has been awarded a penalty. Absolute deluded weapon. Thanks for confirming what we already know about the average Sag supporter and the reason why this thread continues to prosper. The gift
  18. Just like Bury, they will end up being sold for £1. The Mem will end up being turned into a housing estate and the Sags will have to reform on the downs with their 20-30 faithful and true watching from the pavements.....unless it is raining, then they won't be bothered and just stay in the pub getting hammered, reminiscing about their Tote-End days and telling stories of how they were loved all over the country.
  19. Since 1977. Just took it for granted that we were a top flight side at the time. It was an amazing time. There was really only one team in Bristol back then
  20. A 'massive' 3388. My god they are so ******* tinpot I don't know whether to laugh or cringe....or both!
  21. They were consumed with envy and rage at that time. You couldn't even mention City without being asked to put your pint down and sort it out in the pub carpark by the rabied tote enders, literally foaming at the jowls. It was around Christmas time and the pubs have those posters up advertising the Sky Sports schedule for December. I think Bristol City was being shown at least 3 times that month and they were absolutely off their nuts about it. Then the festive adverts were being shown for the upcoming matches and Bristol City were getting mentioned left right and centre and they started going on about how ******* sick to death they were of having to hear about 'Da Shit' all the time and how it was ruining their Christmas. I remember being told that it would all become better once City had been humiliated by Man United as they had totally written us off. I decided to watch the match in the pub as I couldn't get a ticket and as it was a massive Gas pub I was being taunted about turning up to witness da shit get butt ******. There were more than a few comments about the 'Snake' and how he was totally out of his depth.......until he set up Korey Smith. The fact that the Snake had contributed to City going through was the final straw and they started moaning about having to watch yet more of City over the Christmas period and I was told in no uncertain terms not to mention anything about City. Most of them downed their pints and ****** off because they couldn't bare to hear all of the positive post-match analysis and commentary. In fact, the landlord was told to switch over, so I had to catch up on it when I got home.
  22. How ironic.... Makes a change from stealing stadiums I suppose. The squatters living up to their name both as a club and as a fan base. The Gift
  23. They are only quiet because they have been so abysmal, just like when they went out of the football league when they went on total shutdown until they crept back into the football league on penalties and had an open top bus tour to celebrate. We also need to remember that Barnet (who went up as champions) just got on with it. No open top tour of Barnet. But that is typical tinpot Gas, they’d have an open top bus tour for picking up a point away at Sutton, whilst gloating about their massive away following
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