Gert Mare

Bolders & Baggins. Wasn’t that a kids TV programme during the 80’s? Baggins was a Badger who has now been displaced from his home because Rovers started building a Meccano stand without the appropriate planning permission. No wonder he isn’t happy

Yep. With no update / progression of the ‘fruition’ of the Fruitihad they just announce plans for a Meccano South Stand and start flogging tickets and the Sags just lap it all up, forgetting all about the Fruitihad and if it will EVER happen. They’re not even questioning what the actual F is going on?! Then they get in some ageing pros and a controversial woman beater because he’s going cheap and then when the South Stand runs into planning problems they announce that they are after JCH (without any intention of actually seeing it through) to divert Sags from planning a Tote End Aggro assault on any Green Party Member who by default is now a Gurt Ted intent on preventing their progression at all costs. They just can’t see it and they just refuse to believe it and yet the shit fest is happening almost daily. They are now creating 150 page threads where they almost believe it and then someone pipes up with how unfaithful they are and round and round in circles they go. The dumb ####wits!

Not true! Tom Gorringe is addressing the supporters with the truth this very minute……

Yep, Del-Saeed and Wadders. This time next year we’ll be the 6th richest club in the country!

Ted?

Yeah, Pirate Gas has done some further research and has come up with this….. As you previously pointed out the Al Elmam Real Estate Company website ( www.elmamrealestate.com/ ) was last updated a decade ago and had little evidence of any activity anyway and the Foodco. Website also doesn't reveal much as it seems the small Al Firya Kuwaiti Restaurant has permanently closed (link on website doesn't work anyway) and the other two links to the restaurant franchise chains of Buffalo's Cafe and Quiznos that Mr Al-Saeed owns the franchisee rights to are also broken and unaccessable. I'm still wondering and fascinated to know how they made their fortune and what other business interests they are involved in that enabled them to buy into a League One football club? “Stick a pony in me pocket……” ?? I’m beginning to think that the ‘G’ in their much loved acronym is for ‘Gift’ not ‘Gas’. Up the Gift! ?

Yep. Still the delusion courses through their blue-blooded veins like this absolute belter?? Eh? What more do you want? I would say Premiership in 5 years….’ERE WE GO! ??

If I was a betting man then I would put my money on this being exactly what they did with their track record. Miss the deadline, make out that they tried to seal the deal, but in reality they had no intention of actually going through with it. They know that ‘these things take time’ and whatever line they feed the gullible Sags they know that they will lap it up, worship Wally and blame every other *** in sight. Some of their fans have woken up to the shit show, but they are shouted down by the neanderthal goons who say they’re not ‘faithful and true’ enough, give it the old ‘Up da Gas’ line and point out how Wally is the messiah who saved them and if that doesn’t work they call them out as ‘Ted’s’ and get the forum to issue a ban.

Is that “They gurt Shithead Greens?”

Apparently, if they didn’t start the build the contractor was going to pull out to work on another job so in the words of The Beautiful South “Carry on regardless”

These things take time. Evolution not revolution Boat storage available in Horfield. For details / enquiries please contact:- Wally, Da Gas, BS7 FTG Tel: 0272 272 272 or FAX: 0272 999 999 (Please wait 50 seconds before pressing the send button)

“It’s always someone else’s fault”. Exactly, now you can see what us Gurt Ted’s keep telling you Gasheads. You always play the victim. “Rag Ass” ”Tin Pot” Hallelujah…..See Gasheads? These are now your OWN words from your OWN supporters. Shitheads aren’t arrogant. We’re pointing out what you actually are…A Tinpot club ran by a charlatan. Smell the coffee, see the light like your fellows above. Stop simply lapping everything up, blaming Ted’s and setting yourselves up as a complete laughing stock!

At least you can spot the Tinpot supporter, point and laugh your bollocks off as they drive past on their drive of shame.

THE GIFT ? ????

Yeah, why wouldn’t he? It’s the Gas after all. Why wouldn’t anyone in their right mind not want to jump at the chance of joining Da Quarterz? Gas innit? Gas, Up da Gas….6th richest club, coming for da Shit, In Joey We Trust, New temporary stand with concourse more massive than the Atyeo, moving to the 27,001 capacity stadium at the Fruit Market, Unlucky da Shit! Bet he’s tearing his contract to shreds in front of DMacs face right this minute!

Finally found something that rhymes with Orange……Gorringe….and he has definitely ******* Tangoed the Tinpots! ?

The Tillson lives on. If anyone is interested in renting a property in Portishead I know a guy who has literally just put one up for rent due to totally Tinpot circumstances. £800k signing would have deflected the supporters of everyone’s favourite second club away from the South Stand circus and the non existent progression of the Fruitihad Stadium. I spoke to a Sag yesterday about the building site and his words were ‘Totally Tinpot and Embarrassing’. That made my day in itself. The failure to submit the paperwork for the JCH deal on time put the cherry on top of the well iced cake. The gift train to oblivion keeps on rolling with Dad’s Army onboard. TINPOT! ????????

I think SL has been clear in how he wants the club to operate. He doesn’t want us to be operating at a loss and continuing to make up the shortfall from his own pocket. He has invested heavily in the infrastructure of the club and HPC to make it attractive to young players who can see that there is a genuine pathway into the first team. There is no way that we could have competed financially to sign a player of Alex Scott’s ability, but we could produce it at a fraction of the cost. We have to work within the constraints of FFP, but also we need to balance what comes in vs what we pay out in wages. The risk of simply throwing money around is far greater than the likelihood of achieving success. Whilst it might be frustrating from a fans perspective the situation is the same for the majority of clubs in the football league. You only have to look at the turmoil that has led to 8 - 12 point deductions and almost inventible relegation as a result of clubs that have chosen to take a gamble. We have avoided FFP penalties, avoided the drop to League One, slashed the wage bill and have profited from the investment made in our academy. Football is not just a game, it’s serious business with astronomically overinflated costs. There will become a point where the bubble has to burst and when that time comes we need to be in the mix to embrace and take advantage of those changes. The alternative is that we end up going to the wall long before that time comes. Yes, SL is quiet, but why repeat what he has said on a number of interviews over recent years? NP is doing what is required of him with the resources at his disposal. I don’t know of many managers who would want to work in that way as poor results with limited options would reflect badly on their own reputation. Fair play to him. I think quite a number of fans recognise how difficult a job he has and this is why they don’t jump on his back.

In fairness we know some of theirs…. Captain Mainwaring Wilson Pike (aka Stupid Boy) Jones

A family member went last night and his thoughts were that we seemed to lack any urgency, continued to surrender possession by opting to launching long balls, thought that Cornick didn’t even look like a footballer and was stealing a wage, said that Mehmeti kept hold of the ball for too long and should have passed to Wells, Wells just ‘strolled about, Bell did a lot of running without impacting the game, we chose to pass it around the back and play it back to Max when we were 1-0 down with time running out instead of trying to get back into the game and was very impressed with Yeboah and said that if the rest of the team had played with the same intent as Yeboah it could have been a much better game. Overall he said it was rubbish and boring.

Surely mugs should now read “False Teeth! Walking Stick! Mobility Scooter!”?

In order to cover it in burger Source Gasheads are asked to hold the burger in front of their crotch whilst they are told to think about 2 goals: - 1) Rickie Lambert JPT 2) Dean Windass - Playoff Final …….SPLODGE!

He tried to over complicate football full stop.