Gert Mare

I was in Asda yesterday and saw a 30 something Sag dressed in full kit. I was so tempted to ask him if he was on lunch from McDonalds....but knowing their supporters he would probably have tried to go all Tote End about it so I didn’t bother.

Next season they’ll only be good enough to play against Accrington Stanley!..........EXACTLY!

Unan

Plastic fans deserve plastic seats and they have got plenty!

Unan

Why don’t we have an official Joe Payne day then? What a fucking legend!

City nearly go under in 82 - Gasheads go on and on about us only being a league club since 1982. Rovers drop down to the Conference - pretend it didn’t happen and continue to bang on about 1982.

They are having a “Songs for Rovers” thread for next season. How about.... He’s short, Quick feet, He’s living in the street, Stu Sinclair, Stu Sinclair Or.... Stu is living in a box, Stu is living in a cardboard box Or We’ve all fallen in love with Wally, We’ve all fallen in love, In love with Wally, We’ve all fallen in love, In love with Wally, because Wally is so lovely. Or Spare Change, Have you got any spare change? Have you got any spare change? Have you got any spare change? Or Hello, HELLO, 6th richest club, 6th richest club Hello, HELLO, unlucky da shit, unlucky da shit

HELLO! We’re now the richest club in Bristol...Unlucky the shit eh? I’ve gotta say it because I’m an obsessed Sag with an inferiority complex just like the rest.

Oh the joy....I haven’t had this much joy since they wheeled out the TV and Top Loading Video on a stand at primary school! It gets better....The slightly ruffled but clearly ‘not bothered Sags’ are commenting on it in the Evil Post......You can just vision them smashing up their keyboards after writing their jealousy ravaged responses. I bet they are trying to find out where he lives again so that they can send round a Commer Van full of aged Tote Enders to go all Aggro.

Needed a win. Better finishing from Birmingham mind and it might have been a different story. Great to see the snake back and scoring goals. I actually think he is quite an intelligent little footballer and am quite surprised by those who say he isn’t up to it and needs offloading? Plus, his gif is tremendous. Sags are FUMING tonight. Livid!

Fair shout

It won’t take them long to giveth a gift, they just can’t help themselves. I am sure that they will have another progress interview with Wally or Steve Hamer in the next couple of months only to be fed the same old “takes time” garbage, followed by them all lapping it up and remarking just how lucky they are to have such a lovely lovely man like lovely Wally at the helm.

For us.....they are coming (apparently)....Relax don’t do it!

Sadly we are handing out far more gifts at the moment than they are, hence things have gone slightly quiet. The wheels come off and Lee Johnson says that the players need to feel loved and blames fans again....The Sags are having a field day

10th by the end of the season

My next video is due out sometime soon. I have appointed a Project Manager who has in turn employed a project management team and a lot of things need to be looked at. This could take some time. I can’t give timescales though in case you realise that it was just a whole bunch of horse shit.

Every single one of those “take times” were all individual and taken from just two Wally interviews....pretty much confirms a serious lack of cash in my book!

Hani telling Sags to calm the **** down as there is no money.

He can take mine, and my kids and house. He’s that lovely.

OMG, so lovely. The bit where he says “These things take time....as you can seeeeeee”, lovely lovely lovely. He went on to say “My wife, she is dead. But it’s ok, I have a new wife”. So lovely.

I can’t give any timescales in case people realise that we haven’t got tuppence to scratch our asses with and decide to headbutt our windscreens and punch a few horses.

If the Sags didn’t know already.....It’s all gonna take time and a bit more time.....jokers. George got it right though....”It’s gonna take money, a whole lotta spending money, it’s gonna take plenty of money”....eh Hani?