Shelton’s Love Gravy

Bugger me sideways! Another Penalty!! ?

Firearms.

He should never have left Luton, the bugger.

I suspect it was a blessing in disguise. He would, in all likelihood, have been milked beyond redemption, had he stayed there…

I fancy us to win 1-0, scoring our first penalty for 18 years in the 89th minute ?. COYR! ??

And therein lies the problem. Promoting it to The Gate - which is generally about nine-tenths empty for a women’s game. Nine-tenths empty = Zero atmosphere. No wonder BCWFC have a poor record there compared with the HPC. If we had played at the HPC we would have EATEN THEM!!! ??? Yes.

These Millwall fans think they’re hard… Well, they’re all woosies!! Come on then! I’ll take you all on ??

Still pissing myself about this result! Time for another tug ??

I’ve just seen the Rovers result today and that’s really funny! I’m going to have a tug ?.

Olé! ?

I am delighted at this result and am going to drink a glass of still tap water, to celebrate ??.

If this performance continues I will be doing a protest poo at the final whistle.

Suddenly, I need a poo…

I enjoyed Subbuteo. However my index finger occasionally flew off when I flicked the little men

Pulis?

I feel an exceedingly warm feeling in my loins. I will leave it there.

He needs a good tug. Blow away a few cobwebs ? ??

Europa League in five years. Champions League in seven. You read it here first. COYR!!! ?

Europa League in five years I reckon! ?

Don’t be frightened, it’s not really Gary Shelton’s jizz. It is a glass of cow’s milk.

What a mess we are in. An owner saying he wants out having failed in his declared objective for over a quarter of a century Many fans wanting manager out Too small a squad at this level Best players may yet leave, even worst players leaving could leave unfillable gaps in squad Possible points deduction still on the horizon. Supporting City has, over my 8 decades as a fan, never been easy but the present cup of woe does seem very worrying indeed.

I used to get my hair cut there as well, back when I lived in Nailsea. I liked Dave too - very down-to-earth and likeable. He knew I was a City fan but we still always had a pleasant and amicable chat about local football ?.

Does she offer extras?

He has been very successful in business mind, and has also worked for many very rich men.