Rudolf Hucker

See you have the book “Derby Days”. For the benefit of our younger subscribers, perhaps you’ll be kind enough to answer their natural question, wtf is a derby?

Like all clubs, 6426 will include those season ticket holders who, for one excuse or another, weren’t at the game. So the actual number present last night will actually go down like their sisters.

Four of those five end of season matches had a lot of meaning to Leicester, Plymouth, Blackburn and Huddersfield.

After the award of the pen, Hudd supporters were singing “the referee’s a w*****”, which I think is unlikely.

Look at me. LOOK AT ME.

I feel exactly the same.

Best refereeing performance I’ve seen at AG for years.

All that money on paint, yet old, grubby duvet and pillowcases. What a saddo.

It’ll be funny (and typical of them) were they to demolish the existing stand then decide not to proceed with the rebuild.

On RB after the match, the summariser (haven’t a clue whom he was) said “I just hope that Matt can get it right because we all know that Rovers are a sleeping giant …”. FFS. Sleeping giant my arse.

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Rather than drive to Kingswood or Yate for milk, all of us living in Wickwar now have a cow in our back garden.

They must now be frantically looking for other reasons not to go!

I think that you’ve just unwittingly described yourself as a mutant, Harry. I do like the Birdcage but I fancy that the Wickwar Coffee Shop is friendlier? Better than Boswells by a country mile!

Spot on.

I’m in Madrid, Señor. All ok here.

25kg of out-of-date pick’n’mix still in the garage?

Oh please!

Join a forum (btw don’t pay the £fiver membership) and then put on the ignore list virtually every other member. He’s invented a virtual echo chamber … but it’s cost him nothing. Think having an ignore list should be a privilege of paid subscription.

I’m a very proud member of his ignore list. You’re just not trying hard enough @transfer reader

It’d make mine.

Please burn it.

Definitely Wells’ goal. On RTV they showed a super slo-mo of the goal. The ball hit the defender’s head, onto Wells’ head and into the net.

I’d rather they change the advert for tickets to the upcoming Bristol Ctiy box Blackburn match.