Rudolf Hucker

These are called school teams.

(In a Jordanian accent ...) "No, I said these things take time - not just three seasons."

Uh nope. "It would be good for Bristol football ...". That's the sort of thing that you'd expect the mayor to say and with respect, he and his tube system are 'kin delusional. How exactly would it be good for Bristol football? I can only think of one - it would benefit the 15ers. It wouldn't benefit us, Manor Farm, Mangos etc, Downs football yada, yada. So where would you see benefit?

The challenge would be intents

9,219 (126 away). Heaving. Need more tents.

These things take time.

I agree. A City supporter just wouldn't behave like that

A front page headline for The Post: "ENGLISH LANGUAGE MURDERED BY POST JOURNALIST"

Corrected that for you, Rob.

She did.

I did briefly meet a Barnsley lass once but I never heard her speak because she had her mouth full.

You're mistaking Miah with his sister and his wife. She's a lovely lady.

Neither evolution nor revolution but devolution - ie descent to a lower or worse state.

It's wrong to expect Miah to quickly return to his good natured self. These things take time.

He meant "sanitary" because Ashton Gate is clean, comfortable, well kept and professionally managed; the polar opposite of the Memorial Ground. Our pitch is like a billiard table too - despite hosting both football and rugby (I thought that they told us our pitch would suffer with both teams using it?). Theirs is unfit for league football despite only the first team using it once each fortnight (they don't get involved in cup competitions so it's hardly overused). Even using the tactic of keeping the ball in the air does nothing to prevent the ground cutting up. I know which ground I'd prefer. So does @Jarman but he can't bring himself to admit it. If "old fashioned terracing" is so desirable, why do all 15ers crave a new ground? Clue: because they've succeeded in turning an old fashioned rugby ground into a practically uninhabitable (judging by their attendances) crock of shit.

It's Grimsby that deserve our scorn for taking just 2000 fans to a Wembley final.

Despite being far from capacity today, the Memorial Ground (to give it its correct title, because a stadium it isn't) is 100% full of shit.

Yep. 9380 (700 cuddly lickle shrews). The 15ers are clearly so much better supported than Huddersfield.

Ok then. Tosser.

"Siblings" is most often used to describe one's brothers and sisters (rather than one's own children). I suppose you may also be referring to your girlfriend?

Clubs which enter administration automatically incur a 10 point deduction. Were that to happen this season, it could put them into a relegation scrap (although with their deadline day signings it may actually drop them from a playoff spot to merely mid-table ). If it happened next season it would mean they'd probably only be nailed on for second place. To give Darwin's work its full title: "The Theory of Evolution ( these things take time)"

Do they make hand driers that blow hot air? Wow. We should get some at AG.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Championship ready hand driers. If I had to dry my hands under that, I'd have to wash them again.

Yeovil and Eastleigh probably pay.

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