Bristol Rob

Pretty sure that on one of their first ever visits to the national stadium they produced a range of tshirts that celebrated the fact they were going to 'Wembly'. Spelling like that can only make you Prowed.

I like the #gaslogic applied to their fan accounting skills. We got 300k for Taylor, and we made similar from the game against Chelsea so there is money available!! Err, no there isn't. Your break even figure exceeds the capacity of your ground, and the monies generated from an away game and a player sale will go towards reducing your losses. Just because this is extra money, it doesn't mean it sits there willing to be spent. Applying #gaslogic would mean that most people have savings calculated on the difference between their credit limit and their current balance, conveniently forgetting they don't actually have that money because it isn't theirs. What was it? Debts of 10mil?

Sainsbury's have reported profits are down by 8%. Is this due to the challenging market place, the value of the pound falling or a change in shopping habits... No! It's because 'Gashead Dave*" has decided not to buy something from them. Bless them. How many stores in Bristol have closed since they made their reversal? Would that be none? Stopped buying fuel? Yeah. That'll kill them. Not buying a loss leader.... *with apologies to anyone called Dave. I'm sure all of the boycotters have checked their company pensions to ensure that their lifetime investment doesn't include shares in the same.

Given they only have one set of dentures between them, they've probably been campaigning for mash.

And he painted, gas-shit men and gas-shit cats and dogs.

Probably planning for next season, with Wally not spending any cash they probably want to ensure the wheels don't come off too soon.

You couldn't make it up. And I didn't. http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/9794/own

Were they not getting an update on UWE at half time today? One of the blue few in work was going on about it last week.

And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world....

*waves*

Do they 'do' happy?

Don't reckon their mozzy net is going to be that effective.

Has the Gas Shit Squad destroyed Gloucester Road and blamed us yet?

Hopefully Gloucester Road will be less punchy tomorrow.

Amd to think, if they both lost half a stone, they could have a body like mine.

AJ is the real deal, Vladimir has been true champion for a decade and that has to be on the of the best title fights I've seen in many a year.

The Doris suggested we have the boxing on, so Meat Liquor burgers demolished and here I am, in front of the telly and... READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEE!

In addition to the gap that needs to be minded, there are a lot of windows to nut. I hope they have the numbers.

I'm going to guess that they needed a keeper ages ago, loaned a few and now realise they still need a keeper.

Oooh! Another one. Didn't they used to rent out one of their stands to Wimbledon for use on one of the outside courts? And another! Proudly sponsored by a local pub. Apt for a pub side.

My top three, in no particular order. 2, 4 and 17

Can people please stop biting each others hands off. We'll be like the Abu Hamza supporters club if it continues.

Same starting 11 and bench as it was against Wolves

Given the amount to of time they spend in tents; this one from the cub scouts might be appropriate.

Which if they are racking up losses of 750k in a promotion season must be a concern. This time next year, liabilities will likely exceed assets, so selling the Mem wouldn't necessarily give them a start with the stadium project, it would however enable them to settle all of their debts. Would imagine be right in thinking that SL converted his loans to equity, effectively writing them off?