SirColinOfMansfield

Reading Between The Lines 2 Rovers Shots On Target 0

All that metalwork is very reminiscent of Guantanamo Bay (but with added equine facilities)...

Hot Shots Vale 2 No Shots Rovers 0

The Gas Girls are going up . . .

Every Burnt Pasty Every Stale Fanta Every Punched Horse Every Santa's Grotto Every Pillar in the Stand Every UWE Stadium Every Fruit Market Stadium Every BabeStation Babe Every Game of Boob Cricket Every Rendition of Goodnight Irene .... Add To List Here ... EVERY MOMENT!

It appears they will go to any lengths just to get some people queuing at their gates ...

The away supporters were told that because of the state of the stands, if it was raining at the Mem, they would definitely need to bring a Fleetwood Mac ... or is that just one of those Rumours?

Big match on tonight... Barton's Ex Cod Army V Barton's Ex Stinky Kippers

It looks like Liverpool were totally unprepared and had to make last minute changes before the game ....

The King of Plums! ...

The gift that is Bristol Rovers with their new "stand" and patchy pitch lighting ... "Exeter City picked up a first away win in more than four months in a deserved victory at Bristol Rovers."

Quality Grecians 1 Bodily Excretions 0

Sonny Cox 1 Windy Cocks 0

Today's Result from Portaloo Central ... The Stonking Blackpool 2 The Stinking Cesspool 1

Rides Starting From £6??? I didn't realise that Irene had felt the need to start advertising again!