Smaller than a flea

I know. Amazing isn't it?

Is he one of your bitches too? You can find 4,200 of dem hoes at Coventry this weekend. Tinpot club.

1) You said our attendance was lower than Millwall's. I've quoted you a stat from one of the major sport websites in the world that said it isn't. You quoted the Daily Express. Dear me. 2) You raised the issue of the capacity of our stadium. I pointed out that we are 3rd in our league in terms of filling it. Keep trying.

We have the 3rd highest attendance as a percentage of capacity in the division. We are also above Millwall for the average attendance this season. As you say, the devil's in the detail. http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/league-one/besucherzahlen/wettbewerb/GB3/saison_id/2016/plus/1

If you go down there will be a few tasty fixtures. Plymouth, Portsmouth, Charlton, and of course us. Plus easy ones to get to like Oxford with the three sided stadium, and perhaps Exeter for Devon cream tea. MK Dons for the stadium and padded seats. And AFC Wimbledon because everyone should be happy to be playing them, because they're an example of how the fans can save the club.

Yawn. See you at the Mem.

No I didn't. I said that you should give him a chance to score the goals that he did for us. I'm not denying the man a chance. I'm suggesting that LJ should give him a chance. Is there any chance of you reading what I actually say?

I think you just agreed with what I suggested. Please read carefully.

Danny is totally unrelated to our club? Sorry, missed that. Who does he support then? Hartlepool?

I could have a lot more to say about what has happened at Bristol City since you signed the snake. All I would suggest is that you actually give him a chance to score a few goals instead of wasting him on the bench.

Sorry? Super said that Danny hadn't been seen for a season when we were non-league. I think there might be some connection there.

I don't come on here to slag off your club. Just to defend mine.

Where's your very own Bert Tann lately?

That is truly shocking, if true. It goes a long way to explaining why they moved to Ashton Gate as soon as possible, sixteen years later.

He's joined the Evil Empire and we just have to get over it, dust ourselves off and carry on without our shape-shifting reptilian. I wonder where Lansdown will choose to play him? Matty is very versatile, and clearly will play for anyone if the money is right. Could it be the rugby boys? Or perhaps the hockey or badminton teams?