bristolmoose

1 hour ago, WessexPest said:

 

“Nearly full houses every week”

Is he unlucky in the half-time bingo?

1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

Imagine no more 

Are they the only surviving fans who witnessed a Rovers goal?

And yet, unfathomably, he's still single?

1 minute ago, Homer Simpson said:

What? They're planning another boycott.  How will they know if it's been successful. 

Only 5,000 locked out?

1 hour ago, Pip King said:

Saw this on my FB feed earlier, they are genuinely not a real club.

 

"Food, served at half-time? Groundbreaking."

Teeth breaking if that pasty’s anything to go by. 

9 hours ago, BanburyRed said:

Definitely fake if the word 'vicariously' is being used. No Sag would know what it means, let alone spell it.

Bill Shankly believed this and changed Liverpool from wearing white shorts and socks to all red back in the 60s.

6 minutes ago, SecretSam said:

Did he scoff Pearson's strudle?

23 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said:

 

I suppose that it's down to all the pie in the sky their owners keep coming out with about a new stadium which the Monopoly panel has believed and don't want a non-existent landmark sitting on the board for forty years.

 

Or the compiler is one of us. 

I suppose that's one way of getting the word Bristol on a trophy.

7 hours ago, Slacker said:

Be honest. We've all got one of these chained up in the basement haven't we?

I haven't.

But my owners have.

24 minutes ago, Red DNA said:

The Gas aren’t Pointless!

Just had a category on Pointless quiz show asking for teams with names not including City or United in their name. 
A contestant suggested Bristol Rovers which got down to 5 points - which just shows how irrelevant they are in the world of football.
 

5 points or more might be their new target to beat for this season to be considered a success . 

I think you'll find it was actually 5,000 points.

2 hours ago, richyy66 said:

Seriously some of the objections are laughable. Although we did have similar when trying for New Ashton Vale Stadium.

This objection made me chuckle from local resident of Horfield

 

 

Not all bad news. They'll have around 6000 tits to look at every other Saturday come August time,

10 hours ago, steviestevieneville said:

My mate is up there emptying the bins . He said the tents coming down . Two blokes on a ladder 

They’re not bins. They’re cryotherapy tanks. 

Good on her.

Had it twice during chemo, don't really recall much of it myself, but was brought down to earth when my missus told me she was asked to have my parents "on standby".  

4 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Taken from the Plymouth thread

 

Impressive, they've completely packed the place out.

Oh, wait....

That's one section....

Of one stand.

However, get a new stadium, carry on the quarters developments and get us into the championship then I would say he’s looking at a profit and we would be worth around £125m as we would be oven ready for a promotion push to the promised land. 

Oven ready? Like a turkey?

Shteve Mclaren

(oops didn't read the question! He didn't manage us)

2 hours ago, westonred said:

I cant see the Council granting planning permission for a stadium so close to the City Centre when they have been trying to limit the number of vehicles entering this area for years 

Didn't BCC turn down their own Indoor Arena plans near this site as the road infrastructure was not adequate

But an indoor arena with rock concerts would attract thousands of fans, so it's not really a fair comparison.

1 hour ago, ExiledAjax said:

He. Knows. The. Club.

It's ridiculous how often one has been able to post this clip this season. Apologies, I feel like I'm spamming.

To be fair to Ajax, he knows the clip. 

4 hours ago, Flounder said:

All together now

Bring me sunshine in your smile…

Played all the right players, but not necessarily in the right order.

9 hours ago, Sheltons Army said:

The most knowledgable and interesting co-commentator there is

Light years ahead of most in terms of tactical awareness and reading of the game 

What he's done there is, he's looked up, he's seen a comment and, bang, straight away he's replied to it. Textbook forumming, Clive.

1 hour ago, Banjo Island said:

Theres several i know from banjo still wearing c and a gear

I believe the girls have that on their undercrackers to show which way round they *put them on.

*only on special occasions, mind.

26 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Clickbait you say?

Massive tits and will do anything!

Could at least have put an NSFW warning with that link. People at work might have seen me open it!