bristolmoose

Perhaps that's it. They work on a duodecimal system and multiply everything by a factor of 1.2. Therefore yesterday's attendance becomes 11,256 after applying the "Gas factor" which is 92% of capacity, not far off the 95% claimed.

"Dopey, I've a feeling we're not in Kingswood anymore"

"'ello Miss, I wish to complain about these pirates what I started to support not 'alf an hour ago....they're stone dead"

Nah, It's not dead. It's restin'

"...I'm sure you gave then dogs abuse, I know I would have!" Er..Isn't that the manager's job?

Prowed Park? Haven't paid for the Boundary Park?

Ah, the "Alexander". I remember when it was shorthand in the pub for "One swift half and I'm off"

Quote from asschat: We have lots of young hungry players at the club right now in the development squad. Should pay them more than 'Minimal' wage then.

It shows up the difference in perspective of the two sets of fans. From the quote above - Potentially if Rovers were top four prem year on year they would get 50,000 crowds Meanwhile there is a thread on here questioning if AG is big enough for the prem at 27000 and the consensus is that it probably is for most games! No one has mentioned top four!

That'll would have had Doncaster United quaking in their boots. Looks like Radox bath salts to me.

They’re behind us!!

That review is classic but AG doesn't rank at all well either, however the "latest photos" may explain the low score! https://www.footballgroundmap.com/ground/ashton-gate/bristol-city

Oh I don't know, this SU fan seems to have a soft spot for us: "Can't stand Johnson and his ridiculous Joe Pascali squeaky voice. In fact, I f*cking hate the lot of the pikey, red necked, 'oooh-ahhh' c***s"

"Sorry, your search produced too many results, with even more locked out."

A sharp gust of wind over the favela at the same time they scored? What are the chances?

Chemical toilets?

When the suggestion was made on their forum to get a new defensive coach in, someone replied asking what Andy Tilson was up to. As if they could afford him...must be worth at least two half-Tilson's at the going rate.

It's me white patio set and gazebo I'm more worried about, mind

There's a bloke wandering up and down our street in a hi-vis with GAS written on the back. Should I be worried?

My particular favourite was the Fresher's fair professional multimedia display complete with coloured in whiteboard, poster of Matty Taylor and videos of them losing.

Rufus Hound couldn't make it?

45000+ potential fans!! Really? This article shows the average home fan attendances of the Premier League last season. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/586985/Premier-League-attendances-home-average-2016-17-season-sportgalleries# To save you reading it, 45k+ would place them 6th behind Liverpool, Man City, West Ham, Arsenal and Man Utd and ahead of Sunderland, Chelsea and Everton! Leicester were defending Champions, a one team city and could only muster a paltry 32k

West Ham kids score again

I assume it's called that because it's constructed from chipboard?