bristolmoose

10:55 "Well, it's all fallen apart for Bristol Rovers now" Pure ear syrup, and remarkably topical!!

1-0 down already 1"

They can't have much of a defence though. "We propose that the defendant's comments are libellous. His claims are patently untrue. Our respective records at the club speak for themselv.....oh."

Probably not as bad as you'd imagine, she's only 36.

Top notch under-bus throwing there, mind.

O/T but my favourite Officer Crabtree quote after hearing gunfire from the cafe: I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.

My local conference side's stadium as a reference. Injustice accepted.

Blimey, he's gone early.

Is he blinking "Send help, I'm being held against my will" in Morse Code?

Barton nailed on according to Post Joey Barton to be named new Bristol Rovers manager after breakthrough in talks - Bristol Live (bristolpost.co.uk) Bah. pipped by D&M!

From CatShag this evening: I am totally and utterly appalled at the club for the dismissal of PW. In all my years of supporting Rovers, today is the first time I have ever felt completely ashamed and embarrassed to be associated with the GAS He is so totally and utterly appalled that he can't even spell Paul Tisdale's initials!

Also a commemorative certificate with your name spelt incorrectly and a trip to Wembly Stadium car park.

Surely a donkey sanctuary would be more appropriate.

Here they are if anyone wants to borrow them. ( )

Brackets on standby.

I love those FA Cup feel good stories. "This morning he was working on a Ford Cortina, and now he's turning out for his little team playing the mighty Doncaster United."

Their name sounds like the sort ailment one might pick up after cavorting with ladies of ill-repute although I believe it was something to do with Camp Coffee (possible sponsors for the gas - if it even still exists?)

No bloody wonder with that badge as their inspiration.

Why on earth would they s**t themselves? I was under the impression that the Gas fans were the most loveliest in all of Christendom. The fans of every team they've played say so.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/foundations-laid-ben-garners-results-4702551 Foundations laid but Ben Garner's results were just not good enough for Bristol Rovers That's a first. Normally they make do with some firm ground and some metal pegs.

The BBC would seem to have no problem with it! https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

Sight - Babestation Touch - Boob Cricket Taste - Out of date crisps and Fanta (or possibly no taste whatsoever) Smell - The outflow from the urinals Hear - The roar of 10,000 locked out fans

Well done Sarries

Looks like a lot of the Bears may turn out for the Barbarians this weekend as Saracens continue to believe rules are for other people!