bristolmoose

10:55 "Well, it's all fallen apart for Bristol Rovers now"

Pure ear syrup, and remarkably topical!!

1-0 down already 1"

They can't have much of a defence though.

"We propose that the defendant's comments are libellous. His claims are patently untrue. Our respective records at the club speak for themselv.....oh."

1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

It was the mention of his Gran that made me think his post was genuine...

Probably not as bad as you'd imagine, she's only 36.

Top notch under-bus throwing there, mind.

O/T but my favourite Officer Crabtree quote after hearing gunfire from the cafe: 

I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.

1 hour ago, Taz said:

 

The facilities are conference standard at best, and even then that's doing some of the conference sides an injustice. 

 

My local conference side's stadium as a reference. Injustice accepted.

Blimey, he's gone early.

1 hour ago, Silvio Dante said:

Why does in all the press interviews he look like he’s being held hostage in Downtown Kabul? Are they acclimatising him?

Is he blinking "Send help, I'm being held against my will" in Morse Code?

Barton nailed on according to Post

Joey Barton to be named new Bristol Rovers manager after breakthrough in talks - Bristol Live (bristolpost.co.uk)

Bah. pipped by D&M!

From CatShag this evening:

I am totally and utterly appalled at the club for the dismissal of PW. In all my years of supporting Rovers, today is the first time I have ever felt completely ashamed and embarrassed to be associated with the GAS

He is so totally and utterly appalled that he can't even spell Paul Tisdale's initials!

11 hours ago, Gert Mare said:

Just seen on the news about celebrities up for a 2021 SAG award....what’s the prizes? A glass of fake Fanta, some out of date crisps, some championship ready sprinklers, VIP visit to Santa’s Grotty, a set of white plastic chairs or a year’s subscription to Babestation?

Also a commemorative certificate with your name spelt incorrectly and a trip to Wembly Stadium car park. 

7 hours ago, Coombsy said:

Now the fruit market has fallen through 

Bristol zoo now been mentioned

Surely a donkey sanctuary would be more appropriate.

22 minutes ago, bristolmoose said:

Brackets on standby. 

Here they are if anyone wants to borrow them.

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Brackets on standby. 

8 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

I reckon he’s a mechanic first and then an amateur footballer.

I love those FA Cup feel good stories. "This morning he was working on a Ford Cortina, and now he's turning out for his little team playing the mighty Doncaster United."

48 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

 

Correct.

I only posted, as I recall asking the same question of some of my young nephews/nieces a few years ago, none of whom were able to identify the song or, perhaps more understandably, the group. 

Their name sounds like the sort ailment one might pick up after cavorting with ladies of ill-repute although I believe it was something to do with Camp Coffee (possible sponsors for the gas - if it even still exists?)

No bloody wonder with that badge as their inspiration.

Why on earth would they s**t themselves? I was under the impression that the Gas fans were the most loveliest in all of Christendom. The fans of every team they've played say so.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/foundations-laid-ben-garners-results-4702551

Foundations laid but Ben Garner's results were just not good enough for Bristol Rovers

That's a first. Normally they make do with some firm ground and some metal pegs.

39 minutes ago, Galway Red said:

Just out of interest, would you use the lingo if you were talking about someone that comes from the Carribean? 

The BBC would seem to have no problem with it! 

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

7 hours ago, Steve Watts said:

"As part of the partnership, Cadbury will be supporting some initiatives at Bristol Rovers, including the creation of a new Sensory Room at the Mem. This will help create a safe space for everyone to enjoy match day and encourage a welcoming and inclusive community environment for all football fans."

I'm sure a sensory depravation room would probably help them more on a match day......

Sight - Babestation
Touch - Boob Cricket
Taste - Out of date crisps and Fanta (or possibly no taste whatsoever)
Smell - The outflow from the urinals
Hear - The roar of 10,000 locked out fans

Well done Sarries 

5 minutes ago, Super said:

Game off now anyway.

Looks like a lot of the Bears may turn out for the Barbarians this weekend as Saracens continue to believe rules are for other people!