bristolmoose

Fixed it for you https://bit.ly/31R9ke5

Just as well Sinclair's gone to Warsaw then. A 20 foot high shot of his mug would be enough to make the villagers scream and run, spoil the ham and turn the milk sour (or should that be Fanta?)

Their away kit is blue? https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/bristol-rovers-kit-reveal-fans-3197648

"He said: “Before this, I was famous among Rovers fans for having a selfie with the new hand dryer in the West Stand while we scored a last-minute winner."" What???

The New Camp

Presumably when they play the gas: “Let the Trotters... see the Squatters”

#gaslogic = That's because having played for the mighty Rovers he knew he had reached the peak of his career and anywhere else would be a downward step. Quit at the top as they say

Seriously? How the hell does that happen?

Probably intimidated by the decent looking pitch and a stand that won't **** off in anything higher than a mild breeze

Running scared from a team nicknamed the Robins. Natch.

Rumour now going round that Slimbridge used a ringer. I'll get me coat..

What day is the tombola and meat raffle held?

How about the Downs? They may as well get used to playing up there!

True to form: Quote: 'Spoke to two fans who attended last nights AGM. Apparently well over a hundred did attend.' Reply: There was less than 60 attending. 60 chairs set out and there were a few empty. They just can't help themselves can they! Also no info on numbers locked out

Well at least he's saved a quid by having WILL instead of SMITH on the back.

90 minutes long and then the other team win.

When's their open topped bus tour?

Up the Villa!

Why is a rumour a conspiracy? Not sure anybody has given a plausible explanation why filing the accounts is overdue for the first time ever(?). They may not have been filed late And if they are/have it may be down to the accountants Never their fault is it? Always the victims etc.

Went on their website (I know, I'll have a shower in a bit) to see if they had any April Fool's gags. I presume this is it...

I was at a party last weekend, the DJ played The Twist so I twisted, he played Jump Around and so I jumped around, he then played Come on Eileen and I was asked to leave.

Easy like Sunday League

They're not. It's just overspray from the Championship ready sprinklers.

Is that really their home kit for this season? What an insipid half-arsed interpretation of the (famous) blue and white quarters. Most of the blue is so embarrassed to be on the shirt that it has ****ed off! As bad as the Tesco bag.

I think you’ve clicked on Supporter Cam by mistake.