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Where’s the ‘fingers crossed’ emoji?

The desperation is almost palpable. on a side note, my best mate is a gas head and he texted me, ‘the only good thing we had has just left the building’

Probably.

It’s my best mates birthday today and he’s a dedicated rovers follower and just got back from their ‘stadium’ and my card is waiting on his doormat....

So they don’t lose....again

How can you feel sorry for a set of numptys who did the premature ‘jig of delight’ on wycombes pitch as “the gas are staying up, and now you’re going to believe them” yet be relegated a week later, and the team staying up was.....you guessed it.....Wycombe

The 92000 locked out started a Conga. Several of them left to go tent shopping. Irene was nowhere to be seen. She wasn’t there, they had already wished her a ‘goodnight’ all the unrest was started by the green ‘army.

Whoever did this, take a bow.

The planned arena was a capacity of 12,000. And we all know that’s at least 100,000 too small

If he takes them down, not enough

This Kyle bennet bloke prefers ISIS to city is that the Isis that murdered one of my mates in Afghanistan and left another mate of mine who served alongside him with severe post trautmatic stress syndrome that ended his marriage, wrecked his relationship with his kids, has been the reason why he’s struggled to work since then, and has been institutionalised twice. That ISIS? You gas head cretin. Dick head.

Circa 1982?

What a great idea love it. They could read the scores out using it. We can then guess the team and manager. Makes a great chant down at the gate too, “LJBC, LJBC” this will catch on.

Im sorry. Could we wait until I’ve brewed the coffee and sat down please

And when they move to their 435,699 capacity stadium at UWE its very imporTENT they can take the old fixtures and fittings with them

“Darryl says bounce around the ground, bounce around the.....” and it collapses

Tommy todger?

2 million vi 2 million views yes, but how many have been locked out?

I have one too, actually he was my best man at my wedding. Made him wear a red tie like everyone else. He loved that....

Re racist Rovers. Has anyone noticed thar every plastic chair you see in one of their photos is white? Just saying, like.

We have consistently over the last few seasons comfortabley doubled their home league fixture attendances. This season we are edging towards tripling the amount of people attending. Be great if we could do that consistently. Tick tock? Yeah, ok

Is that tv showing the Bristol Rovers 0 Mansfield 1 game?

i think Geoff meant that tens of thosands of people are listening and laughing their socks off

Your stadium? It was all a dream, Irene.

bluebutterly, you recently questioned why this thread has survived so long. So, Ifyou're reading, these events are why this thread goes on, and on . It seems not a month goes by without more comedy gold. Firstly Sainsbury's pulled out and left Rovers offering olive branches all around, and now Bristol Rovers have pulled out and the UWE are saying a deal can still be struck...you couldn't write it. Add in the wilderness non league year, the 'I've lived through the Thatcher years' and 'I would rather see my dog die than rovers go down' phone ins, the cup exits to brickies and plumbers, the swooping in of the richest man in the universe only to find he's left his wallet back on planet Wally, the 'we are the 6th richest club in the country but we have a stadium made up of tents, and portaloos and we don't buy anyone' Sprinkle in selling your best player for peanuts to us, the completely empty streets on your victory parade, the 'tick tocking' and the 'we're coming to get you' quotes. Mix in your "oh yesssssssss" thread which ended with us staying up and rovers going down. Your ever so 'prowed' fans. The huge and legendary fan base, the lock outs and invasions, the horse punching, and the pictures of the self confessed 'family club' fans pulling opposition players through the goal net. Stir in your terrible dirge of an anthem which I believe is about a prostitute. Bake for 2 hours on a medium Gas and serve with a running away Higgs, the infamous Wonga loan, the creation of Dwayne sports that whipped the ground you whipped off someone else away from you, saddled it with charges and gave it back with new curtains. all of this is more is why this thread keeps building. And for that, I thank you...