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They give him airspace to be a contrarian and a "character". He's just delivering on his contract. Ignore.

That could come in handy when they finally build their new ground.

Don't know what they're worried about. It's not likely that they would hear it that often.

Apparently he was impressed with the training ground. Nobody had the heart to tell him he was actually looking at the stadium.

They did at Eastville, which didn't do them much good because they didn't own the land. If you pay for an extension to your neighbour's house, it's his not yours!

Colin Howlett. Almost forgotten about him. Forever droning on about Rovers huuuge travelling support!

They should stop their sobbin'

This should do the trick. £19.99

That says it all. Just the thing to wave in front of any sag who says that there hasn't been much to choose between the clubs until recently. The 59 v 19 statistic of seasons spent in the top two divisions nails all arguments!

The Campaign for Real Fanta

Well done Mick "sheetead" Harford.

Subbuteos

Even Notts County have a ground that the sags can only dream of!

What really bothers them is even if that fantasy came true it would still be smaller than our place!

Especially if you're a horse.

He's only a poor little gashead Who the ******* hell are you?

They really don't seem to realise that they are being patronized.

They don't need to put the lights on. The glow from their virtue is enough to illuminate the pitch.

Wow. All the way to Hampshire. Amazing.

They'd love to go back to the 70s. They had a better team and a better ground than they've got now.

My god they've nailed it! There are groups of City fans who dedicate their Saturday afternoons to hanging around in Horfield on the off chance that they may be able to lob a few missiles at some injured Shrewsbury Town player. It's all so obvious now they've explained it!

Delays in squeezing the crowd in.

First division football was available in Bristol for the first time in 65 years in 1976 and it wasn't at Eastville! I don't think their crowds ever recovered from that.

They wouldn't say no to that kind of "****ing shite" being in their squad right now though!

Talking of generic bowls..